MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

Imagine Matt thinks he has big Matt and bigger Matt?

I feel a bit sick now, @Reduxrabbit 😳

I fell asleep before they started the actual vow things last night, will try and stay awake tonight

Wow!

Such enthusiasm Johnathan!

Nooo! Poor Sophie!

Whitney and Matt, my least favourite couple.

Genuinely quite surprised at that! Do we think they write their own vows, or will they be significantly edited/influenced by the production team? Johnathan's seemed to intentionally lead her down a certain path before pulling it back.

I hate the little lizard lick he seems to do with his tongue. Ugh.

There's definitely a format

Johnathan and Sophie won't last as far as the park gate.

Matt gives me the ick in every possible way

Yeah they always make it look like they are going to say no before they do the 'however' or 'but' thing and turn it around. Every. Single. Time.

I look forward to seeing Whit's dress...

The producers tell them to write positives then negatives, then the decision.

Doubt there will be much of it, @Peachspangle

That's what I'm hoping for... something spectacular

Maybe Matt will write a poem ... we've not had one at the renewals yet.

Can you imagine the poem that Kwamemememe would have written?

More likely Tit-tacular

Will Matt turn up in a wifebeater vest? 🤔

I've just realised I have the same bikini as Chanita. I'm not sure what that says about my style.

I can't imagine the acting skills needed to be say Zoe and say all the negative stuff while looking somber when really she'd be all happy that Jenna said yes.

Though I can't believe those 2 would not have had a frank discussion beforehand and agreed what the outcome would be so both can leave with heads held high and neither embarrassed (and if no kids was a deal breaker, have Jenna break it off first)

Be funny if Titney's boobs made a parp parp Benny Hill sound when squeezed 😂

I don't think they're squeezable, they look rock hard to me