MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

FFS we don't need to see your braaaaaaaaaah.

Kasia, I don't love you but I like your food,
I hope the park bench didn't kill your mood,
I didn't want to leave too fast,
Staying in helped my podcast.

Love it!

Titney's an enigma. Sounds like she went to Cheltenham Ladies' College, but dresses like a shop window in Amsterdam.

I wish we could watch it on fast forward...

I wasn’t down with intuhmussy
because about size I’m quite fussy
and you can’t come and see my house
as I’ve already got a spouse…

I can't see any of them saying no, TBH

😁

Maybe Titney spent so much on her tits she can't afford clothes to cover them?

It sounded as though Whit was in a noisy Wetherspoons. I expected a more genteel wine bar.

Jordan is freaking out! Someone needs to tell him a promise in a park isn't a real marriage commitment.

Did anyone else notice the state of matts skirting board 🤢🤢🤢

Is that Whit’s petticoat to go under her actual dress?

God I wanted to get a wet wipe out for under that radiator.

Titneys puppies are going to bounce out of the dress.....

Low budget flowers for these two

These two are perfectly matched

I hate the way Matt looks down his nose, so that we have to look up his nostrils

They're in a fairy ring of flowers. Soooo affecteddddd. 🙉

I wonder how long they can both go without swearing ... wait!

Can we tell which couples the producers liked by the locations they give them?

I wonder what it says across the back of his neck?

Arsehole?

'Wellard'

The music producers are being a tad ott. So intense!