MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

Gobstopper?
Sorry. I've gone too far again.

😂

The next Aussie series is going to be such a bloody relief after this.

There is a too far, tits? No one told me. Oops.

Watch the NZ ones that are on the Channel 4 player! I'm just watching the last ep of S3 and feeling bereft I've nothing more to binge on!

Step dad. Didn't his dad leave when he was young?

Yes she told him that all his past problems had been his fault.

I hope he does as she can't seem to see him for what he is. It's better for her in the long run.

It's a shame but yes, unless he dumps her she's stuck with an utter tit.

Or is he just a straight talking Northern bloke with little self awareness.

Ah in which case forgive me earlier post!

Oh his face, he's definitely going to dump her. To be honest, he comes out with real dick things, but I haven't actually seen anything in his deliberation that made me think he was a twat. If the chemistry isn't there for him, it isn't there.

OMG! Have these just been uploaded in August, not been shown before?

I think they have been there a while but S3 was maybe 2021?

Got permission for me and MIL to start series 1 without DH as long as I fill him in later 😂

Bit behind, but...
On final dates why did they keep showinf the White House?

Oh my god, why doesn't she just run??? Good old MAFS cliffhanger. One of them has to say no for drama.

Sophie probably doesn't run because she's too exhausted from the trek through the park, round the pond, into the grotto ... no wonder she went to the gym in the apartments, she was in training for the hike to the final vow renewal.

Jenna and Zoe's ceremony was nice. George looked angry whilst he waited to see what April was going to say (no change there). April was either freezing or having a panic attack. She was shivering so much.

Sophie deserves better but she seems to be taking the view that basically she's agreeing to date him a bit longer. Johnathan looks as though he's going to dump her. Is his brother married? He seemed very aware that Johnathan was punching. Maybe he could marry Sophie instead.

George's mum knows it's not going to work. Ditto Sophie's dad. I liked that her dad knew she had to make the decision and get Johnathan out of her system. That was quite canny.

Bets on Matt's grand gesture

So far we have:

1. tattoo on the face
2. tattoo on little Matt

I'm going to add:
3) proposal on one knee with a 'commitment' ring
4) voucher for free haircuts at his salon for life

Really I'm only writing this post to see how the shouting hashtag works

No, I think Matt's gesture will be 'lets ride bareback and make a baby' and Titney will leave snail trails away from the - I can't call it renewal as they've not had a first go - vows exchange place. Silly cah. Sorry siiiiiilly caaaaaaah.

I hope for Sophie's sake that the tosser they attached her to says no.
Has anyone else noticed that Zoe is the only "contestant" who can actually pronounce the word cute. Everyone else says kewhhhaa 🤢

@PoundShopPrincess I love the shouty letters

buttheymakemethinkofThomas

I'm going for Matt has got Tit one of those wet it and stick it on tattoos for a 'commitment' ring...although I'm terrified that @Bluetrews25 might have the right prediction 😂

Yep, Johnathan WILL dump Sophie. She is not what he wants. He wants a woman who works full time, and preferably earns more than him, and will keep him while he's a stay at home dad. And he wants a woman who is a size 8, and no matter what she eats she won't gain weight - ever.

He doesn't want a woman who claims to be 'career driven' but is desperate to finish work and be a stay-at-home-mum forever, and who is already 'too fat' for him.

Changing the subject slightly, I actually LOATHE Matt and Whitney with a flaming passion. I dislike Thomas, coz he is shouty and catty and really hard work, but I LOATHE Matt and Whitney. Not a single redeeming quality between them.

He is aggressive and shouty and wholly unattractive physically. And although SHE is physically attractive, she has nothing else going for her. She is boring, she is stuck-up, she is catty, she is arsey, and her fucking vocal fry and whiny drone when she speaks makes my blood boil.

Whitney really thinks she is better than anyone else 'Ummm, I don't actually caaaaare about your opinion daaaarlink...' F*ck off Whitney! Their 'relationship' is the most fake of all. No WAY would they go for each other in the real world. (IMO.)

Oh what if he's booked her in to get a real tattoo? That would stretch her commitment to pretending to be a genuine couple

Their speeches are going to be hilarious. No fond memories of walking down the aisle for them. It's going to be 'I remember sneaking out of my partner's apartment' and 'I loved when we pretended we were still with other people but actually we were meeting up in the corridor/kitchen/gym'.

Instead of 'you looked lovely in your wedding dress' it will be 'when I screwed my eyes up so I couldn't see Duka - you looked really available'

I didn't know if when George's mum was saying it wasn't the kids it was him, she meant it wasn't the kids that got hurt in past relationships, it was him that got hurt. It just didn't make sense when on the homestays his mum was in tears over the possibility of George getting hurt again and then her blaming him this time.

I'm voting no.3, that Matt gets down on one knee with a promise ring. It's so absurd that I think he'd actually do it.

Those two are going to look back at themselves one day & think wtf was I doing?