MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

Those dresses make me feel very old. I just cannot imagine, even at 20 something wearing dresses like most of the women wear. But I've always been a jeans and T-shirt woman I suppose. Dresses (and skirts) make me feel vulnerable in a way I don't like.

Jordan looks strange. Lots of make up?

They're getting them well-oiled ahead of the dinner...

Ugh, everyone else is getting along fine and here comes Twatt…

Matt in his shorts doing his macho walk 😂

A waistcoat and shorts. Brave choice

Jordan doing a bit of cock-blocking there :)

I wasn't expecting some of those splits. I thought Matt and Whitney would still be together and chanita and Jordan. I'm glad Jonathan and Sophie have split up as he wasn't particularly nice.

I stupidly looked at the Daily Mail website an hour or so ago and got spoiled about Chanita and Jordan. Gahhh.

I was of the clubbing age duting the bandage dress era and those made me feel naked. Compared to today's fashion, they are positively matronly.

Whitney looks actually sad about her split from Matt.

I hate how Duka speaks. I know it's snobbish, but he just sounds... like he doesn't know how to construct a coherent sentence together.

He was not born in the UK and not a native English speaker, coming over at 10 years old…

You tell him Chanita!

So far, so well behaved..

I know that. It's not the grammar but the affliction. This inner London speech, it's hard to describe. It's definitely not his native accent as those sound different in English.

Good for Chanita.

Wait until Thomas has knocked back a few ...

Isn't it a blessing that you're not with me? wtf?

Did the contestants write these questions to their partners?

Both Matt and Whitney seem to be genuinely devastated about not being together.

Oh dear. A storm is brewing...

Lara looks great.

Still a bit behind...love Chanita's hair, think it suits her.
Jordan...what happened? Yer ma. Yer ma and her opinion happened.

I wish Lara had been matched with someone decent and been in it for longer.