MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

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Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

WTF are these two on about?

I knew Jordan would do that. I don't know what he thinks he's looking for or what this 'in love' thing is that he's chasing.

He likes her, he fancies her, they are great friends... what more does he want? He might want the butterflies and giddiness, but that's not the real stuff.

I think he's shit scared of commitment.

Like Chanita said - not emotionally mature.

I also called that Twattney were in lust and the minute things got difficult they wouldn't be equipped to deal with it.

There was too much mutual love-bombing going on there

She's right, he has growing up to do

Jordan needs to start by giving up on trying to please his mum.

My theory is his mum wants him to find a woman who will wash his pants, clean up after him etc. A proper obedient housewife type. He’s mummy’s little Prince and deserves the best. Chanita wasn’t like that. They bickered towards the start about his habits and untidiness around the house.

When he visited his mum he started going on about not wanting to change who he is. I reckon a lot of that was actually being an equal with your partner and having to compromise to do so. Not just have her fit around you.

@LikeTearsInRain I think you are 100% on that!

Well there was a lot less drama there than they made out there was going to be…

George. FFS.

'Don't break my heart. Don't break my heart.' On repeat. For the rest of his days.

Sorry, sweetie. Having your heart broken is always a possibility and it's not fair to make your partner constantly promise to never do that. To promise to put their own feelings second to yours.

To April: 'what does George need to do?' Er... not be a controlling, coercive bin fire?

I think that was pretty boring over all

IKR! The previews made it look all explosive. We didn't even get to see Jess and Pjay other than her tits walk in.

And WTH is this beef between Kasia and Kwame? It's like he is completely unaware of what she's on about.

Gaah! Didn't realise was on earlier, watching on +1

Why do they want J&C to get back together? He's proven that he's not ready for a relationship and he just isn't that into her.

Let her go and find Duka someone who will treat her right.

That was very disappointing. I thought it was going to kick off but it didn't.

Omfg, the underwear to Tom's outfit tonight is on his Insta if you scroll down....

No. Just no.

Watching on plus 1
duka looked disappointed when Jordan squeezed in next to chanita!

Bloody hell Tom’s outfit. But live that they came in together and are friends.

Gemma did look pleased that they whit and Matt weren’t together. But nice of her to say something.

Lara looks gorgeous. Love that dress.

No don't! Cannot be unseen!

I felt sorry for Kwame- I honestly don’t think he understands why she’s so angry and he just has to take her aggression for fear of being labelled a Matt

English isn't his first language, I'm not sure what age he started speaking it but he might still have to think more carefully than a native speaker.

And he probably tried to fit in with his peers and tried to assimilate.

He was born in Yugoslavia and moved to Birmingham when he was a kiddy

So his accent is a mixture of Yugoslavian and Brummie

Ritchie looked like a creepy uncle at a 80s family party. Lara deserved so, so much better on so many levels.

Jordan just has this scared kid look about him. Chanita was clearly too emotionally mature for him, he can't handle the difficult topics and I agree he just wanted/needed someone to be subservient and play domestic goddess.

Did PJ even say a word in this episode 😂 Savage.

Whitney clearly has issues that even Matt, the trash human, couldn't love bomb his way out/in of. I sort of feel sorry for her in a way. She clearly pushes people away. They did look genuinely cut up about it though. Still think he's a dick though.

Weirdly I fancy Duka more than anyone 😂

I reckon Duka would e been more patient than Matt. Shane sge didn’t fancy him

I LOVED the bit with Duka moving in on Chanita. He had his game on. It was all over his face. Even more so when Jordan got possessive and his little face fell.

Did that not tell Jordan something? You can't go doing the 'I don't want her, but I don't want anyone else to have her either' thing...

See...immature...