MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

I know it's all absolute garbage and none of us is watching it, but just wanted to make sure people realise it's on at 8 today 😃

I was just popping on to say it's on at 8pm tonight too!

Just handing out the bingo cards for tonight...

Extra points awarded for every bloody repeated bit we're forced to sit through

I'm weirdly happy to see Kwamemememe again.

What. The. Fuck. Is Thomas wearing?

A thong by the looks of his arse

Bingo

Wonder when this was filmed? Any idea?

Loved Gemma's line about leaving her husband with someone's wife

That was nice of Gemma

Kasia and her everfalling boobs.

She was positively gloating there.

@PoundShopPrincess

ha ha it was DH idea to go there and he doesn’t watch MAFSUK.

I used to have horses, but definitely don’t have horse legs 😂 🐎

The atmosphere's terrible

Looks like Thomas accidentally ended up in Kesia’s dressing room when gett8ng dressed tonight.

Why is Tom feeling his bum all the time?

Jess must have raided Kasia’s wardrobe too

Jess got in Kasia's wardrobe too by the looks of things

Why even bother wearing a dress when it's such an excuse for a dress like the napkin that Jess has on?

Because his G string is up his arsehole all the time

Do they have to wear clothes provided by the show?
Some of those outfits are pretty out there!

And as always all men, bar Thomas, are fully dressed.

Ritchie’s trousers look a size too small…

I most definitely wasn't prepared to greet Little Richie