Tit for tat? Mafsuk thread 4. NO SPOILERS. Real time discussion.

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There is a spoiler thread if you want to post hints. Let's enjoy the drama lamas as it happens.

Good for her!

Eugh clams and melons now there's a picture!

Did George just call his kids his cubs? Bleurgh

Marginally better than heartbeats

I am about 10 mins behind & wow what a dress & nipple peeking through 😀

Reminds me of that picture of Selina & Cody that his mate put up in Cody’s bedroom for their home stay… 🍉

Ha Kwameme twat, is now going!

Does anyone know what a contouring business actually is? Confused...

It's spot fat reduction. You put heated pads on the areas you want to loose weight.

I did this along side exercise ahead of my wedding to help reduce abdominal fat. My waist looked amazing in my wedding dress and in my bikini on honeymoon.

I know it's edited but I think the experts are just after anyone staying at any cost .

Chanita is saying trying to make her point and they ask what SHE can do to validate her partner ?

What is he doing to validate her ?

Why aren't the experts grilling Kwame in why he wouldn't let kaisha to his home ?

She can't even get close to him . Why aren't they asking more

Yy I said that to DH. Chanita felt insecure after Jordan's comments so they asked her to reassure him 🙄

Thanks to the PP who reminded me the genitals/chewing gum story was about Jordan. I obviously scrubbed it from my mind as soon as I heard it 😄

I can understand why Adrian doesn't want to have sex yet but I do find it a bit odd that he's not affectionate at all. Living with someone for 8 weeks with no affection doesn't says flatshare not long lasting relationship to me ... oh no! I sound like Thomas' mum.

I have no words for Tat ; Whit; George and April. The experts need sacked for taking any of them seriously. Also the fact they were blindsided by KwaMe. I said from the beginning he was advertising his business and had someone at home - and I'm not a 'relationship' expert.

says flatshare 🙄

The other day i commented to say I'd bet my life on Kwame saying stay. Thankfully he did 😅
He cannot seriously think they were getting on well. So obviously fake.

I'm so confused re Johnathan. Didn't he previously tell Sophie that something was missing or he didn't fancy her or something?

Yy he did. Johnathan has gone from not fancying to reconsidering his whole attitude to life so he can win her hand. Maybe his mum really liked Soph and told him that he was punching.

I don’t think they will last long term but Tbf to both of them they are both trying hard.
johnathan has messed up with his comments but i don’t think it’s that unusual to hear stuff like that. Obviously he needs to learn and in the past the issue was that he didn’t.
I think both of them joined the experiment for the right reasons.

I cannot stand how Chanita sits there making faces when the couples she doesn't like are talking, she definitely thinks she is better than the others. In her case i think she is outright jealous of Whitney and Matt as she knows Jordan isn't that fussed about her. I do believe some of the other couples are genuinely pissed off as of course its easier to meet someone you fancy and choose in the first instance.

I do think Thomas was totally out of order last night again, he just talks over everyone and cannot stand anyone commenting on him. Adrian seems so lovely and deserves so much better.

At this stage the pressure is on to win by saying yes at final vows, and by being the most loved up couple. Whoever wins earns the most on Only Fans, gets the most Instagram followers etc. The actual relationships mean zip.

Yes. This. How many times in all of the versions of MAFS do they say yes in the final vows then split up almost immediately (sometimes the same night, sometimes a week or two later). They have nothing to lose by going through with it at this stage. It's meaningless.

Tatt and Tit are heavily in lust and it's a heady, drug-like state, so of course they're giddy. It takes some high level emotional immaturity to mistake that for love, though. They don't know each other. They both need to grow up.

I do think the others are jealous of that connection, but they have relationships that are real and un-muddied by insane levels of lust.

It might work, but I think the minute any reality hits they will fold. Neither can manage conflict.

I don't think they're jealous of Whit and Matt. I think the others think they're either deluded or game playing. It says a lot that George and April are the only ones that openly support them. George and April are deluded game-players too.

This season has been the first one where there isn't an obvious, likable couple that look as though they'll last.

It's as though Love Island contestants pitched up here by mistake and think they 'win' by making it to the end.

The way Tatt looked at Tit was nauseating
As much as they clearly fancy each other, it's all a bit sinister the way they look at each other.

I definitely agree the others think that Whitney and Matt are deluded but I find Chanita really emotionally immature. Even if Jordan is making excuses why on earth would you consider moving in with someone you weren't in love with, that would be obvious to most. I feel like she wants him to be in love with her and not sure she is that fussed about him really, I guess that is one of the downsides of these experiments as they so desperately want it to work in many cases and especially in C and Js case where they hit it off quickly so I think she thought they would be further ahead than the other couples when they actually aren't now.

And the sighing in her face. Absolutely gross. Twice he did it.

No one wants that much breath in their face. No one.

Made me cringe a lot.

Anyone else notice that Tat literally never calls Whitney her name- always referring to her as "this woman".

I feel like getting the gin out on Monday and setting up a shot every time I hear "I love this woman!" from tat. Might make the whole show more bearable!