MAFS spoiler thread.

[marmiteadict]

As the current thread is restricted only to discussing what is actually happening on the show, I thought I'd set up a spoiler thread where Instagram posts, Daily Mail articles etc are allowed to be discussed.

In no way is this meant to replace the main thread and discussions about the show. Just so that comments that are not allowed are able to be discussed.

So boring this evening!!

So, so, so very boring. We have had 2 days of exactly the same conversations and concerns that we have been listening to for weeks now. They are literally rehashing the same 5 sentences over and over again.

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Lost the will to live watching this episode.

Every single one of these ceremonies has had the same vows over and over: “We’ve been going really well….BUT…..bla bla negative bit here……HOWEVER….I really want to give this a go” 🙄🙄🥱🥱

when is the next one please ?

Whitney. 'I am part of a duo now. I'm not just solo-dolo.'

What a load of fucking shit she speaks.

Be next week on Monday now

I agree, Lara is really funny on IG.

Matt and Whitney do not need to be part of the experiment. They can pursue whatever on their own. How can they have vows? They should not have been allowed to stay. Conversation over (channelling Zoe).

many thanks

Me me it would s the way she speaks I find it highly annoying and I can't explain it, it's like she really draws out her words.

I lost the will to live in the final commitment ceremonies - so dull and just rehashing the same old tropes. Yawn.

Omg. Whitney’s dress in that link is just grim.
desperate.

I had a look and expected to think you were overreacting. You were not.

Same here. She draws her words out reaaaaallllllly slooooowlllly 😫😖

Someone on the DM has described Matt's hair as the mashed potato on a shepherd's pie. Nailed it

Agreed, my late Mum always said too revealing was unsexy. This is the perfect example. Plus exceptionally fake looking

I had a look and expected to think you were overreacting. You were not.

Same - it's not even a nice dress. Looks like a bin bag that's split down the middle. And W is so attractive she usually could wear anything.

Well that was 2hrs of my life I’ll never get back 😂

Roll on Monday for the drama! I wonder if it’s this one where it comes out about someone having a secret girlfriend? I’m sure I read there’s a Christmas reunion special too gang George hasn’t been invited to.

Why were whit and Matt involved in the vow thing if they were 'married'. What a pile of crap this series has been. Yes I've still watched every single episode

Anyone know when MAFSAU will be out

What the actual?! April looks like a 50 year old who has had work done and those tits...that dress (my bin bags have asked you politely to NOT compare!)...oh my giddy aunt...

Haven't watched last night yet, waiting for when I am really bored shitless so I can take ot to a whole new basement level of shitness! What's the Goss- am assuming johnathan said no and the twat twins are going to carry pm for at least a week after the show?

@TitsInAbsentia

Johnathan gave a speech telling Sophie he wasn't attracted to her and there was no lust of passion. He said he'd had doubts ever since he realised this.

But that Sophie was a nice girl so he'd give it a go.

Absolutely baffling. Sophie know your worth and bin this guy pronto

Whitney and Matt the Tatt actually had the most sincere vows which tells you all you need to know about the rest of them.

Oh and Jordan made a big deal pre vows that he had real concerns and his mum told him it was necessary to be cruel to be kind etc etc.

So you knew at that point he was definitely going to say yes to Chanita.

Bring on the dinner party

Am so in for the dinner party...drinking game on a Monday night anyone 🤣