MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

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On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

Does anyone remember Frank Spencer, the Michael Crawford character? I think that’s who Jonathan reminds me of…..

@PoseyFlump I'll do that! I'm teetotal so out of my depth but it would make sense.

Omg yes

Yes, I thought that too

I can't do alcohol these days either (I'm a light weight) but that's what I do for my wine drinking vegan DP.

April and her vocal fry

George is a plonker

Ok. I googled. Duka is an HR COORDINATOR. Whatever it means.

God everyone offloads on poor Adrian!

Wouldnt it be hilarious if they all broke up before the commitment ceremony

I guess producers work hard to mitigate that

Whit looks like she's wearing nipple tassels.

Bloody yes. YES!

I think Adrian wants a bit of Mr Sulkypants.

George has got really weird ears

Cost blame George, if u know someone has been cleared on before and has trust issues then of course pres ring a story that isn't true isnt going to help

This would be amazing.

That's because he is the only sensible and mature one.

HR coordinator?! I liked him better when he was a racing car driver 😂

Whitney - why does she keep saying she wants Duka to be real? And keep saying he’s fake? What does she want him to do? She’s not exactly projecting her personality herself, if she has one! She just whines like a tumble dryer!
George is so wet , he needs a bitch slap !

George shit himself in the bedroom? I'm convinced he's under the age of 10.

He said he has cauliflower ears from rugby

Cauliflower ears from rugby apparently

That's from his rugby days. A lot of players have ears like that.

Shut. Although both probably apply.

Ah I didn't realise he did rugby. Fair enough.