Love Island thread 8..."while I'm gone...I don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Sadness at the removal of the only entertaining bloke in the place....we'll miss you Deji!

From memory, the situation with the money is that the winning couple get an envelope each. One contains £0 and the other £50k. The one with the £50k can either keep the money or share it with their partner. I’ve not seen all of the previous series but I don’t think anyone has ever kept it. I’m willing Davide to keep it and scream “Ehkeen Sooo you are a lyar and acktres” as a previous poster suggested. I could actually die laughing if that happened.

It would be great, but each couple is worth more together, on the outside, than alone.

I think D&ES have a pact.

@adriftabroad definitely tactical voting. Luca, Dami and Adam will go for Ekin and Davide as their main competition. The boys will drive it.

The decider will be Tasha and Andrew. I'm guessing they'll go for Dami and Indyiyah because he was so awful to Tasha.

Indiyah and and Dami are way down the bookies ratings so I'm guessing given the public vote they'd be out.

Luca, for example needs Gemma. He doesn[t love her in the least.
Adam doesn[t need Paige
Dami & Indiyaaahhh who? without each other etc (and even then. Dami so is not into I)

Only T&A like each other and will be genuine, I think. Plus she is donating her share.

A few eps behind and catching up now. On the baby ep. Davide is hilarious with the baby! 😂 I've swung my vote back to him (and ES) from T and A now. I just find him so loveable

None of us actually believe any of these couples are right for each other do we?

Nope!

No, no couples to root for this year. None of them make me think awww they're cute.

Im wavering about Tasha and Andrew. Her talent show act was incredibly sweet and I admire her for going on the show with her implant. I think she’s probably been up against it all her life and has overcome a lot of obstacles.

I do think there’s something real between Tasha and Andrew - I’m torn between voting for them and (the infinitely more entertaining but less sincere) Davide and Ekin Su.

Gemma being last....

If I were Tasha and Andrew I’d feel so bloody swindled… Paige and Adam get a fancy boat, Damiyah got a street party, ES and Davide got a private performance from Alfie Boe in a bloody candlelit amphitheatre, they get some (probably fake) flowers on a beach!

What a joke #£%&

Although Ekin and Davide are more entertaining and have loads of sexual chemistry it is called Love Island so Tasha and Andrew have my vote. They are the only ones who seem to have something real. They are really sweet together.

No chance I’m voting for Gemma and Luca, even if they get married on the beach on horseback in leather chaps!

What a rubbish jacket.
So just zooming in on the red flowers 🌹 boring.
The good morning chats are scripted.

Less chemistry on this date oddly.

Could anyone actually have a clause in their 'Love Island Contract' which stated they had to win no matter what? I don't think so.

Paige must be awful
The Casa girls have said that she was the least welcoming of the OG girls
Hope she goes first.
Adam couldn’t give a stuff about Paige. He spends most of the time sniping at Ekin Su.
He is obsessed with her

“It was giving Kardashian” 🙄

No I don't believe any of these couples really give a flying fuck about each other. They just want to 'win'

Gemma also isn't Ekin's 'friend'... there's a bitchy comment at just about everything Ekin says.

Going by those hashtags I’m thinking either a string quartet or a puppet show…

@RainbowZebraWarrior No because the public vote is independently managed and Ofcom can ask for the records at any time.

Gemma, so insincere. Just can’t warm to her at all.

Why did they all keep talking about the Kardashians?