Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

What did Luca say?

Also, I’ve been thinking so highly of Gemma until now but frankly, she should be telling Luca that this is absolutely not on and she’s having nothing to do with him unless he gets his fucking act together.

Someone has had a word with Luca I think

There is no way the producers have not spoken to Luca. Dami will be over next. Poor danica to

It just fucks me off - he's being horrible to her in front of everyone, then sneaks over with a wee one on one apology?! Not exactly balanced!

Fcuk OFF Luca you absolute two faced BULLY.

We need Davide shouting LIAR every time Luca opens his mouth

Luca is full of shit. Why are ITV broadcasting this bullying as entertainment?

I am surprised Luca hasn’t been hauled for a chat. Disgusting, fucking awful behaviour.

you did make a girl cry. I know your mum said this isn’t you, but if you do this shit with cameras on you…

Yes, this apology from Luca is not remotely genuine.

And fuck Billy and his “banter” too, Jesus he’s like a 15 year old.

@AbsoluteShambles I partly agree but it’s not Gemmas responsibility to keep Luca in line. And I suppose we haven’t seen every conversation

Agree.

Producers told Luca to apologise. He is a prick

Billy is a dick. I hope Danica tells him to fuck off

On twitter they said the end of snog marry pie seems to be cut to pieces and rushed compared to yesterday.. .... interesting.

And funk off Billy you twat.

Danica needs someone decent. Billy and Luca OUT.

Now I can see why this wasn't shown last night. I suspect the producers hope to keep Luca in. If that had been aired last night, I'd be surprised if he makes it through the dumping.

Called it. Damis been spoken to as well

And now Dami has been sent to apologise

Oh here’s Dami too! 😂

Fuck off, boys. You’ve obviously been forced into these insincere apologies.

Ha word with Dami too.
Gets away with everything. Meaning she doesn't help out and gets special treatment. But so what..

Fucking Luca and Dami had no problem humiliating Tasha in front of everybody but they’ll only apologise when there’s nobody else around…

Dami you always twist the narrative so you are the good guy.

I see you

I've not watched properly for a couple of weeks. What's wrong with Danica...she seems really desperate

I think in the real world she has her pick of the men but in here she's kind of the booby prize