Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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Urgh. Adam. This year has been the most boring and fake. The ratings seem up though so clearly its me.

I hope Dami goes but he won't it'll be Jay. Neither of them are a huge loss though, but Dami has annoyed me more with all his sleaziness.

I wouldn’t blame her tbh!

Really tiresome to have to watch Adam again, also thought he was mid thirties. There's no big mystery about who will leave.

Just looked at the promo pictures of Adam 2022 v Adam 2018.

Christ he must have had a rough time of the pandemic, he's aged about 25 years, his eyes are like 2 pissholes in the snow.

Maybe Sam Thompson should be the LI presenter? His insta is v funny.

As I said before I like LW I just don’t know whether this is her show. There were always going to be comparisons to Caroline and some of the way LW is shot - walking into the Villa etc - is v uncomfortable and reminiscent of Caroline. It’s a difficult watch.

Aftersun is painful - the new “comedian” is so unfunny. How is this his job?! It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes. Someone needs to say it.

Great shout! You did say it might work better now with a male presenter, and now you've named him, I love it! How do I get you on the production team?! I also think Darren is about as funny as a broken flip flop, there are so many funny people out there, maybe they just don't want to be associated with the show?

LW has done the show for a few years now ..
Really she should have moved on after doing it in 2020
I also really dislike Iain now.

Let do this @TitsInAbsentia let’s get Sam in! I am going to take it one step further and say Sam and Pete Wicks!

Darren - is he paying them do you think?! I can’t watch it any more.

I used to like Iain but now I really dislike Laura and Iain together. Laura totally rates herself and both of them seem impossibly smug and think they’re too cool for school. The show would benefit from getting rid of both. I’ve seen Maya Jama been suggested before and I think she’d be awesome. Sexy, sassy and playful with a cheeky dry sense of humour. LW takes herself far too seriously!

Yeah Pete & Sam would be funny. Who would you have doing the voiceover and who as the presenter though?

I’m not a Maya Jama fan, she’s too shouty and everywhere atm. I could see Emily Atack or Maura or Rylan or even Chris Taylor if you want an alumni but you’ll never get someone who everyone likes I guess. Sam Thompson would be amusing though.

So my thoughts are Sam and Pete in the studio. Sam goes to the Island and Pete is more like Darren - in the studio only funny and interesting.

Voice over - that’s going to take some thought but I would favour Tom Allen or the absolutely hilarious guy from Celebs Go Dating whose name escapes me.

l like Maya Jama but I agree that she’s too shouty.

Oooh. Alison from this morning. That’s who I want. Nailing my colours to that mast.

And yes to Tom Allen or Rob Beckett doing the VO.

I love Sam’s LI insta videos 😂 eeee imagine him and Pete doing the voice overs!

First look is up, Paige is buzzing her tata’s off with Adam, think it’s a bit out of frying pan into the fire with that one honey buns!

Ekin is obvs fuming she’s not number 1, surely she’s can’t fuck Davide over again?! I really want Adam to go after Gemma for the drama, Luca will lose the plot!

Yeah Rob Beckett would be awesome as voiceover but probs a conflict of interest with Celebs go dating. Someone like James Acaster or Joe Lycett maybe? Joel Dommet would be good to present!

First look Paige's head is wobbling to high heaven with Adam 😂 drama time!
Quite obvious they keep Damion and summer feel sorry for chyna but if jay hadn't fucked her off I think the public would have voted differently.

I meant the guy on reception in Celebs Go Dating. It’s basically Love Island - the sequel anyway 😂

Oh my god .. I would love that .. I've met her once in Birmingham Bullring , she's so real and I think has recently found love herself not jealous one wee bit

Tom Read Wilson or Tom Allen for voiceover for sure!

I like Alison but not for LI.

Yes I’m quite taken aback how much he’s aged it’s quite sad. Despite being muscular he somehow looks unhealthy and tired.

No Alison wouldn’t suit it tbh.

It's probably being tied to his only fans account 24 hours a day 😂