Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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Luca must have had a lot of the worst dates from hell.

They’re talking the talk but it sounds like they’re reading a script- maybe they are!

Does Gemma ever smile?

Absolutely horrendous stript

Did they eat? Looks like they just sat with a drink?

Gemma and Luca will last 5 minutes on the outside. He's nowhere near sophisticated enough.

Didnt look like there was anything in those glasses either, they didnt swallow anything on that last glug!

It's funny when the show is extended by 20 minutes it ends up being shorter!!
Extra adverts.

“It was like a restaurant”

But without food or waiters. So basically a table.

In a minority here but I like Luca. I don't think he and Gemma are heading for the altar but I think they'll have a bit of fun together when they get out and then likely remain good friends.

Ugh Gemma and Luca was so cringeworthy! He is clearly obsessed with her (her family?) and she doesn't particularly like him

I'd be gutted if that was my date.

I'm a bit behind

Summers accent was really off putting

Davide clearly has trust issues with ES. Es knows how to play on them. Like she wouldn't have said no if Adam asked her to go the hideaway

there’s zero chance of Gemma wanting to stay with Luca on the outside

Both Gemma and Luca sound SOOO scripted?? What are they not telling us #LoveIsland

Patrick Stewart is looking old. 😥

Why is Gemma still putting up with Luca? She clearly doesn't like him

Love Becky Hill, shes got a cracking voice!

Ekin Su and Davide kissing in the pool- all friends again

Paige saving her ice cream, girl after my own heart.

I'm convinced again the producers read here. We say, they do. Not enough fun, next day we see fun flirting, them all jumping into the pool and now a party 🤷🏻‍♀️

Live that ES's dance in the changing room was...mime.

There will never, ever, be a better live performance in the Villa than the one where Anton cried over Craig David. Ever.

Indiyah’s top. 😳

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I'm voting Danica and Billy.