Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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Oh god that was do awful. Poor Coco, it's like a trauma.

I remember in CA though after Tasha kissed Billy it was Danica she went to talk to. Or was that just because there was nobody else around?

I think 2 things about this.

1. That was 1:1 so different dynamic than whole group.
2. D was telling her what she wanted to hear at the time.

These fake American accents are horrendous

Nobody asked for a Luca and Gemma date.

Now that is what you call genuine silly flirty banter .. but jeeez the accents !!!

Huh, at last someone having a laugh (Josh and Summer)

Why the fuck does Summer keep doing that awful American accent? Is she 12?

Stop with the American accents!!!

Also…has Gemma done something to her eyebrows?

Lots more screen time for or Danica tonight, she obviously needs to talk less and dance/stretch more!

Wow, Danica is super flexible! No wonder he couldnt focus on the gym! But seriously, how do you bend and flex like that in a thong bikini?!

Ah, Billy might bring out a more relaxed Danica. That would be nice.

That whole Josh/Summer interaction was… weird.

WTF Danica doing those stretches in a thong… come on luv, have some dignity for heavens sake!

I'm here for Danica and Billy. It'd be the worlds most awkward date with her interview technique and his 'bants' but I think they could be cute together.

I spotted the eyebrows too

Ewwww

I don't know how they can sit out in the sunshine without sunglasses!

They are a good couple. She does really like him.

The accents were cringey. If we could just redub Summer and Josh in their normal accents it would look fun and flirty.

I honestly think this is the tik tok/YouTube generation. They've grown up immersed in 'content' from the states. I've taught kids who actually have full American accents that they speak in at home and at school.

Can’t stand Luca hope Gemma’s family tell her he’s not the one for her. Far to controlling.

Hurry up Becky Hill!

Shut up Luca.

Luca just gives me such a bad feeling

The look she gave him when he mentioned her dad and football! Clearly a forbidden topic. She did introduce family talk to be fair.