Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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I mean who knows what happened under the covers. But if it was enough for her to ask him not to tell anyone else then it's not nothing.

That said, and thinking back, at one point she threw off the covers and said she was too hot. She also said to him, in bed, 'we're just friends'. So maybe he was spooning her and she was uncomfortable and was trying to brush him off. Which, if he had snuck in an unwanted grope, could then warrant her asking him not to tell anyone in case they think she was consenting and responding.

In that light it looks grim more than furtive 😞

Just reading back the last few pages and I totally agree with you on Josh @BiscoffSundae. I mean wtf? I admire Danica so much for keeping on smiling and keeping on keeping on. She and Davide are my favourite individuals in there atm (but my opinion has chopped and changed a bit).

Of course my last post was pure speculation I should add...

I think I saw it like you, that they were cuddling and he fancied his chances and groped her. That may be an unfair reading of the situation, but it didn’t look like anything much more.

My 19 year old son (who watched last night with his gf of nearly 2 years) is completely switched on to how unacceptable the men's behaviour has been. He can also see right through Adam's motives. So there is hope ... there really are some decent young men out there.

He was outraged that Paige, Tasha and Indiyah all went back to their original blokes after just about a day (as was I, obvs).

I've probably said this before but I hate the voting for couples - because sometimes people have to go just because they are coupled up (often not of their choosing) with someone who isn't liked. Chris and Francesca from 2019 were like this and they really were a refreshing change in the villa from bloody moany Anna and Amber (for eg) and deserved to be in so much longer. Both had interesting personalities and were great viewing.

I really think it should be more public based voting and voting for individuals. The OG just keep their mates in ... always. It's a flawed system and makes for very dull viewing.

Thank you well at least it isn’t just me was starting to think it was, just seems a bit of a pointless person to be in there he doesn’t seem to be making any effort to find anyone and he has barely spoken since being on there he isn’t even trying to pretend to be on there to meet someone or looking for love like the whole point of the show hopefully he is voted out at the next opportunity

Oh Tasha you absolute tit. I mean I'm not convinced her and Billy had a great connection but going back to Andrew? Unless she too is thinking of trying the Millie and Liam game? How could you sit there with Andrew and coco in the same space and not thing about him and suck-gate?!

All getting hysterical over one bloke coming in especially when technically only two of them are single. Oh sorry, technically they're all single 🙄 As for ES Gemma nailed it there, she just wants all the blokes to have her as No 1. I suppose very little happens in there so there would be a hurray new person to talk to vibe.

I wonder whether Adam did speak to Coco and Summer and we just didn't see it? Does seem a bit odd but I guess Adam has been lined up for a while so not with any particular people in mind perhaps? I also wonder whether he's almost just doing a guest spot of stirring and won't be involved in any coupling up. He's definitely rattled the boys and that's a good thing if it gives Paige (and Gemma) an opportunity for a clean break from their shackles!

I think three are single - Coco, Summer and Danica?

Wonder if Deji will crack on with any of the above? Can't see Josh doing so, he's such a child. Bouncing around about that boys' day out like a kid on a nursery trip. Doesn't he realise he's on the show for a reason and it's not to avoid girls??

Tasha is no more interested in Andrew than anyone on here is.
Its all game playing. Who she thinks she's more likely to win with. Silly girl as Billy said..

Am I the only one who can't stand Paige? I found her conversation with Adam totally cringe: trying to finish off his sentences (and getting it wrong) and the plastered-on-smile and giggling.

I quite like Ekin-Su but then I watch it for the drama 😬

I don’t think she is that into him anymore but I think she doesn’t know how to finish it because of his intensity. In real life, she’d block him but she can’t do that on there.

i don’t think she’s game playing. I think she genuinely wants him to go elsewhere, she desperately wants to go elsewhere but doesn’t know how to shake him off. He’s confusing her with his declarations and she knows he’s hurt.

Im not a fan of Paige.
My opinion of Danica has completely changed. I feel sad for her. She seems the youngest by far in there when she isn’t….
She said last night she was in a six year relationship. I think we’re watching the equivalent of a fifteen year old with no dating experience stumble around.
Thankfully she’s quite thick skinned or it would be very uncomfortable viewing.

I have a soft spot for Danica and feel bad for her. Unlike previous ‘unlucky in love’ contestants like Hugo or Dr Alex she has been open to coupling with a lot of the boys but constantly rejected.

I did laugh when I saw a tweet saying she sounds like she’s constantly using her telephone voice though 😂

As for Adam no way is he a reformed character! He was on the show 4 years ago and is only 26, a leopard does not change their spots that easily! Paige is just hopping from one red flag to another if she goes for it. Looking forward to the drama tonight.

It's interesting the dynamic that even an outside chance of winning £50K gives to any coupling. Tasha and Paige in particular must have thought it through and decided that there was more chance of it by sticking than by hoping someone else would come in for them. Both of them were going along with the out of the doghouse story arc.

And then Adam walked in. He is an actual god mind, past behaviour notwithstanding. 😬

i don’t think she’s game playing. I think she genuinely wants him to go elsewhere, she desperately wants to go elsewhere but doesn’t know how to shake him off. He’s confusing her with his declarations and she knows he’s hurt.

If she genuinely wants him to go elsewhere, she had plenty of chance to dump him for good. Far from shaking him off, she's going back to him. Bonkers! I totally agree he's too intense and his declarations are too much, which is why she needs to not encourage it. I was so glad when she declined a cuddle the other day, but now she's opened the bloody door again instead of slamming it shut and barricading it. I don't think she's gameplaying, but she's pretty dense and insecure so falls for his devotion to give herself an ego boost, which isn't good for either of them. It's a v unhealthy dynamic.

As for not liking Paige, I'd be delighted with her chatter if she turned up as a paramedic, think I'd find it quite soothing, but on TV, christ, she doesn't half bore on. She comes away from an encounter and repeats the entire thing verbatim and it sends me to sleep. Agree that she's got this different mode for some guys too - like her 'anything goes' persona with Dami, cackling at stuff she'd hate if Jacques did it to her, and the overdone flirtation with Adam. I guess she's young and not the smartest cookie so isn't going to be a riveting conversationalist. Makes me miss the likes of Antigoni!

I’ve just remembered that Gemma and Jacques seemed to have a laugh together and get along well when he first went in, yet recently they barely speak and everytime Paige discusses Jacques, Gemma looks so annoyed.

RE Paige, can anyone else remember the little hand covering mouth thing she did initially when she giggled? She did it with Jacques all the time at the start. Is that her flirting / shy girl act? We haven’t seen that for a couple of weeks now.

Jacques has quit!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11005857/Love-Islands-Jacques-quit-villa.html

😮 just seen that too

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Hmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhh so either Paige has picked Adam and he’s walked like he said he would or the argument tonight gets out of hand and he’s been asked to leave?

I don't know whether this is sad because he was overwhelmed and it negatively affected him mental health or this is good because clearly he didn't know how to deal with the competition and he would have just got worse and worse

Either way I’m looking forward to finding out 👀

Jaques has left!

No way @Maves 😳