Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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He looks about 40
Yes he looks mid 30s to 40. He's got shorter hair which has aged him as well.

I'm just back from 10 days ' holiday and have fast forwarded though all the missed episodes- I watched re-coupling properly obvs. Fuck me it's been dramatic this year!

Sad to see Jay go, and Adam Collard?!!! WTF is he doing there? Clearly sent in to chat up OG girls.

What’s the betting that producers timed it for them all to walk back in just in time for Luca to catch Gemma having her chat with Adam!

Totally agree, Adam is an absolute pro at this. Very slick!

Ekin Su won't fall for Adam Collard.

She surely has his lack of IMBd profile post villa on her radar.

This together with a police evidence board charting the fate of Kendall/Rosie/Meghan/Zara etc.

Paige on the other hand 😞

I think it was totally wrong for the islanders to choose Dami over Jay. Dami has a "connection", sure, but he was willing to risk it to "explore other connections". He should have gone, and if Indiyah wanted to follow, she could have done. Jay ought to have been given the opportunity to connect with someone. But, ultimately, it should have been Dami and Andrew up there. That would have sent a message to them about their behaviour.

Adam looks like aragon among the hobbits 😂

I don’t think she will fall for him either, but he did manage to make her question whether her and Davide were more just mates. It was quite startling how quickly he managed to have the girls doubting their ‘connections’. He’s a pro.

Gemma was really breathless when talking to him. He seemed so much older than her, as much as she is mature, she’s 19!

Bloody hell Adam has the chat doesn't he.

Ekin Su I'm 100% closed but its more friendship than it should be makes me laugh. Shes just a delight.

Jacques and Luca are going to implode which is a shame really and clearly what the producers want. I'll still watch but I'll feel slightly bad whilst doing so.

I'm so glad all this shit and SM wasn't around whilst I was making terrible life choices in my late teens/early twenties.

Ekin just wants to be the one a bombshell wants the most. She was exactly the same with Jay as soon as he showed an interest in Paige

I think the thing that's annoying me about it the most is there is all this red flag behaviour from all the guys and its being shown in a "positive" light. None of the girls bar Gemma are shutting down the nonsense and even Gemma is putting up with it.

I'd love them send in some bombshell OG girl who will be massively popular with the younger viewers to go in and call all the lads out on it and how unacceptable it is.

Having been in a violent relationship and the subsequent counselling the thing I realised is how much those early red flags I put up with or wrote of as him being caring. The note thing would have had me flying back too as its soooooo romantic.

We need TV and film to stop pretending this shit is romantic and something to aspire to in our other halves.

I'm watching it with DS and luckily he seems to think the men are behaving like tools.

Remember there was also the conversation the next day, when she asked him not to talk to anyone about what had happened. It is all quite ambiguous though.

Adam has got the patter, told the girls what they wanted to hear whilst subtlety selling himself and undermining their current men. Spreading the seeds of doubt, divide and concur.

Gemma seemed really awkward I thought in the chat, like flustered and tounge tied. Is it because she likes him, or because he was a bit full on and so far she’s not encountered that? Other than whispering man 😂

Jacques is going to lose his head obvs, be interesting to see how Paige reacts, will she hold her nerve and say no you had your test I’m having mine or will she fold to his ‘but I’ve opened up to you’ spiel?

Tasha is a lost cause. Ekin is fuming she’s not top choice, and now will probs stick with Davide out of principle. I thought the Indiya Dami hug was cute too! Feel for Danica. The rest meh I’m not interested in tbh!

I understand it that they had said ‘spooning’ and him touching her bum, so things were starting to get heated but she stopped it.

@ludocris

I get that we are making assumptions about exactly what happened but it was clearly something she didn’t want Davide to know about. She was actually very manipulative with the guy whose name I can’t remember. Telling him not to tell anyone but at the same time gaslighting him that nothing had happened. Something clearly did happen though it my not be as bad as we are assuming.

Jay had umpteenth chances to connect with someone and he was unable to
Furthermore, he didn’t appear to be doing much . I almost forgot that he was in the house

I wish they’d asked George on afternoon what actually went down, it could be all this speculation over nothing, engineered by ES pulling him for that chat for maximum exposure and drama.

Lukas reaction when he walked in to Adam near Gemma "what's he doing" not "whose that" abd Jaques made a joke when they were out about him smothering her.
Yes it was Gemma on the clip telling Jaques about what Adam said not sure why she'd do that though.
Ekin won't entertain him she's just a pick me for new men cos of her ego.
Hope Paige goes for Adam watching Jaques is like watching a 15 year old can understand why he went out with a 16 year old now.

Tasha wtf have some self respect.
I can't knock indya and dami they have something real yes they both went roque in casa but they've genuinely realised now.

Didn't hear a word from Josh last night him and dejji are just going to fade away I think.

That was a total set up and you could see it coming. The way Adam was asking Gemma how Luca would react if he saw them chatting, we all knew the boys would walk in any second and, oh what a surprise...."girls, we're back". You could just imagine the producers monitoring it and saying to Adam "right, the boys are 5 mins away, pull Gemma in for a chat now". I reckon Luca will show his true colours and Gemma will pull him up on it.

I hope Adam does ruffle some feathers and get people thinking about their relationships. It's depressing to see the girls going back to their original partners after how the boys have behaved.

Jacques speech was just vom, but Paige's reaction was worse. Tasha letting Andrew out of the dog house - I'm lost for words. Ekin-Su soooo wanted to be the first choice and was visibly disappointed when Adam pulled Paige, Tasha and Danica for a chat. Was a bit embarrassing the way she jumped up and offered to "show him round the villa" aka "I'll engineer my own little chat".

Me too. She knows of him too doesn't she, through a friend of a friend. I think for Gemma's background she will like the fact that she knows he will fit in with her lifestyle.

Gemma and Luca don't seem to have any fun or a laugh together or conversation that seems to progress their relationship.

He just sits with her in a choke hold all day so no one else can get a look in and she can't escape.

Billy seems utterly disingenuous.

It’s a shame Gemma goes for these cheeky chappy Essex lad types instead of someone who can match her maturity.

LI would be a lot better with at least half of the men being types like Adam and Davide next year - older, confident and a bit seasoned.

This years young lads are extremely boring and misogynistic.

The Gemma Luca relationship is odd. She is so mature and he is like a toddler who doesn’t want anyone playing with his toys. There is zero chance of that relationship working in the real world where she travels and has interesting friends and experiences.