Do the Malones ever eat all those cakes?

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The elaborately laid out donuts, iced fancies, the Bakewell slices and Belgian buns?

Anyone ever seen any of them eating any of it?

Dogs slobber all over them. Yuk

Yes, but Sophie and Pete drink out of their mugs (I like the Wheelie Bin one best).

And Lee and his T shirts.

He has new curtains. Funny: I thought it was Jenny's caravan. Maybe because she sits by the teddy.

But cakes are their things and they never eat them.

I wonder if they have plates of cakes like that when they are not Goggleboxing?

Does anyone watching TV with arranged snacks? I grab a packet of crisps or something, but I don't lay out snacks 'just in case'.

I had a friend years back who always had a plate of TV based snacks available. It became a family norm even though they rarely ate them all.

Just watched an episode and all I can see now is Grumpy Malones shoe soles hovering over the jam tarts.

yep, I’ve seen them eat one or two over the years. Not sure I could with the shoes on and the dogs so close. Really unhygienic. I’m a shoes off person with no pets, so their home is my worst nightmare!

Shirley and Dave have a stunt pineapple.

Definitely stunt cakes. That's why the dogs are uninterested in them

I love Shirley and Dave.

Me and dh have idled in the past about what our snack display of choice would be if we were on Gogglebox.

The one that makes me snigger is the one who has a sort of triple bowl (three mini bowls joining each other) clearly for things like nuts or handfuls of small snacks yet he puts a single apple in each

I thought they got supplied with all the snacks they wanted while filming? Perhaps they order enough to do all their packed lunches for the week!

The one that makes me snigger is the one who has a sort of triple bowl (three mini bowls joining each other) clearly for things like nuts or handfuls of small snacks yet he puts a single apple in each

I remember when that Colin and and Justin had a renovation programme and they always put three green apples in a row on the mantelpieces or on a sideboard. 🍏🍏🍏

I watched the one brother on tik tok and someone asked him and he replied that yes they do eat them

( ... snorts tea out of nose ...) I bet they do!

The Malones don't have small individual plates to catch the crumbs, so maybe that's why we don't see them eating ...

That was in reply to the stunt pineapple message, but the quote didn't appear ...