Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

She can get a job cooking. Places are crying out for good cooks. Hope she does

Oh god, they've got rid of someone already. Why not do it after Chefs' Table? Gordon effin' Ramsay and no elimination. Dull.

Ewww spit on a dish.

What is unusual and very welcome is to have quite a few women at the late stages.

Why have they got this arrogant toss wank on the show tonight

Yep

I need to do the dishes whilst he verbally masturbates.

It's a shame he's such a wanker because his food looks nice.

I think I'm in the minority as I rather like Gordon. Sorry.

Oh fuck of Ramsay with your stupid drama

Why is Eddie smiling like a Cheshire cat.

I think he's an old softy under the publicity created gobshite persona

That pastry destroyed her confidence I think. Radha was a lucky bunny then I think. That pudding was not her best.

oh here comes the big yin.

I used to walk past that Ramsey restaurant and go to the Chelsea Physic for lunch because it was lovely food. Then the CP changed their restaurant provider and it wasn’t the same, so now I have lunch at the army museum, which has a very good restaurant. Honest food without the GR wankery.

Not sure if his persona is for TV but I did read his staff love him. That food looks utterly beautiful

I wish they’d treat him with barely-veiled contempt, but alas, they’re all fan-girling in the most predictable way. Annoying.

They've got the format for Finals' Week completely wrong. All that looooong build-up and then they get rid of people in a way that seems rushed and inconsequential.

The chef who's actually doing the work is a nice chap.

I cannot stand this cretin.

I just

I so want to hear John say

“ I learned to master pasta”

Oh gawd MN has gone all weird for me again ffs

His restaurants have lots of michelan stars but he's hardly ever there.

Or, 'you need to master that pasta faster'.

Massage the mousse. Now there's a quote. I've decided I want Eddie to win.

I can't deal with the wankery