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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

995 replies

Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

OP posts:
Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:09

I so want a big slice of BFG now.

Undeconstructed, thank you very much.

BigFatLiar · 04/05/2022 20:10

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:06

WTF is wrong with a fully constructed BFG.

I hate these dishes 'based on', no matter how good the dish is I'd be wanting the original because that's what had be put in my mind.

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:10

OK, I'm a Scot. There's no place for a cannon of lamb in haggis beeps and tatties - they're two separate dishes?

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:11

@BigFatLiar exactly!

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:11

Needs even😄

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:11

Bright green rice is not subtle.

Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:11

Oh FFS. Green rice now.

Just NO.

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:11

Ffs needs!

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2022 20:11

Beeps and tatties. Grin

I don't think haggis should be fancied up. It's an unapologetically unfancy dish.

RomainingCalm · 04/05/2022 20:12

Green Pookie rice. Oh good. 😂😂😂

viques · 04/05/2022 20:12

I had black cod at Nobu. Delicious, mind you, all the food was delicious.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2022 20:12

Green rice is less wrong than blue rice but it's still wrong.

Stellaris22 · 04/05/2022 20:13

I can already visualise Pookie ‘I just add food dye to rice’ winning

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:13

Oh Eddie’s got a bit of a sway going on.

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2022 20:13

Evening all. Has Pookie done coloured food again ?

RomainingCalm · 04/05/2022 20:14

Stellaris22 · 04/05/2022 20:13

I can already visualise Pookie ‘I just add food dye to rice’ winning

Rainbow rice for the final?

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:14

So much on a plate Eddie

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:14

viques · 04/05/2022 20:12

I had black cod at Nobu. Delicious, mind you, all the food was delicious.

Sounds amazing!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:14

That looks gorgeous

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:15

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:13

Oh Eddie’s got a bit of a sway going on.

I thought it was a slight waddle? 🤣

maryandtrees · 04/05/2022 20:15

I can’t see anyone beating Eddie. He’s just been so consistent.

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2022 20:15

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:09

Arrrgh! One thing that annoys me, all the mc contestants that have been lawyers, doctors, dentists-years of expensive education and they want to chance their arm in food? You could almost hear Rhanas(sp) parents going “noooooooooo”

When you watch Masterchef: the Professionals or The Great British Menu so many of the chefs seem to have worked their way up from ordinary or even poor backgrounds. Increasingly on regular Masterchef the reverse seems to be happening. The contestants are verging on posh.

BigFatLiar · 04/05/2022 20:16

Think I'd prefer my rogan josh from the take away

Not a BFG, maybe a nice desert but not a black forset gateau

jay55 · 04/05/2022 20:16

Eddie has been eating too many of his rest runs. We need to go help him out.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:16

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 20:15

I thought it was a slight waddle? 🤣

I was being charitable.
oh Radha. Not enough