MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Dion! Why do I keep waiting for you to break into singing Gangnam Style

🤣 totally

@dillite

Ah. That's why I have to be first. It's the hair that does it fro me.

I think he might be yours as I'm not sure he'll be letting the beard go anywhere 😩

does it fro me.

I think he might be yours as I'm not sure he'll be letting the beard go anywhere

I am devastated 🤣

Does Kate know any words at all? She seems to communicate in grunts with everyone.

After tonight's shoe episode Sam is never sexing Al ever again.

Eff me. I stopped watching MAFS ages ago because I lurvved all your pertinent updates and plighted my troth to @SheldonesqueTheBstard many moons ago (I'm your bitch ) but eff me, may have be had a cheeky Gin and just caught up on the horror that are these new couples; is this woman (Jess?) the same person or has there been a cheeky switch?
My cat has just shat in the cat litter - changing that is far more interesting than watching this crap BUT please keep updating!!!
I lurvve reading all your updates rather than watching!!

Shame faced re drunken ramblings but hope you get gist re ''I lurvve you all particularly you, my SheldonesqueTheBstard Queen. Hic"

Ooooh. Carolina fancies Daniel.

Love you back MrsCatE and your shiting cat 😘😊

I also love gin. I have it rarely because the new stuff tastes like pop and I’m ruined on two shots. And back in the day I was far from a cheap date.

Anyhoo….

I’m a day behind so am catching up.

I will channel my inner corporate speaker - bear with….

Wednesday wedding day.

Jess and Dan

Did they match them because they’ve both known death? Hardly a joint interest.

The frock was pretty. I did look at the mud and think “there goes yer deposit…”

His little flounce at the comment about the real wedding.?? He gets that they’re not really married right?

Although I was glad he did that as I’ve never heard the term ‘cracking the shits’ before. Another one for the arsenal.

The different hair was straight out of the 70s (80s) girls world. And it was a treat to see her with a clean face in bed.

I worry for housekeeping.

He was rude when it came to the honesty box. Bloody thing. Evasive and rude I mean. Not a dream girl? She’s far from Freddie Kruger territory.

I’m not sure I’m liking Dan post wedding. He smells like haaaaaaard work.

I see the honesty box was in play for Clina and Don with an I. She shouldn’t have said that but if you are going to be truthful then I’d posit the notion that she isn’t far wrong. And I noticed the angry tense up. Cheek bollocks were flaring.

Has he been to the Chateau Mormont do you think?

Dom is self aware enough to say sorry and mean it. Good on her.

What was with Jack’s fingers though? All red looking at the knuckles. Like one of those fancy tarantulas. Just not as hairy.

Kate. Ah. She has found someone who really thinks she is beautiful and she can’t recoil quickly enough.

She reminds me on Meryl in Death Becomes Her. After Goldie has panged her in the face. All twisty neck and sooked in chin.

I get he is stickier than treacle. And my resting byotch face would be speaking volumes if he was continually wiping himself on me.

But she has surpassed Dame Edna and has gone a bit Madge. Soor ploom face.

The narrator said Kate was keeping her powder dry at the pool.

Not the only thing that will be bone dry I reckon.

Im in Australia (therefore way ahead in the series) OMG you're in for a ride...

@dontpanicmrmanering

Im in Australia (therefore way ahead in the series) OMG you're in for a ride...

If Anthony turns out to be an arsehole, I will hold you personally accountable.

Thursday night dinner.

Mitch and his pink pant ironing? I’m glad he didn’t appear to be carrying much shopping. It ain’t something that would benefit from a burst of steam button.

Pink to make the boys wink eh Kate and Sam. And maybe even Mitch.

Cody picking out the toys from his cereal on the morning. The boy is still punching. Open your eyes mate.

Selin and the coffee table problem? Buy a pouffe. Problem solved.

Matt and his scissoring. Do folk really scissor their face? All that snippy snippy would make me go a bit Bates. And he thinks he is friend zoned? He isn’t even that.

Jess was right in what she said about the air-con.

Dan thinks she dislikes him as a human. I have to say at the moment I’m not keen either. I’m not feeling it.

I think he has an inner streak.He is sitting back and letting her take it all/talk herself out to the pack.

Hubble bubble.

How she has come in isn’t great but it wasn’t as bad as Selin. And yet they were all round Selin. I’m lost.

Now I like Dom. But the role of group gobshite is not needed. The judgeyness is getting on my orbs.

And I think she has yet to spot Danny boy’s inner Andrew. He is playing the same victimy card.

The eye rolling from them. Dom was being a nasty bastard there.

And Dan being flirty with Clina? Lovely 🤨

And why are all the new dudes florid?

The pink is not making me winky.

@dontpanicmrmanering

Im in Australia (therefore way ahead in the series) OMG you're in for a ride...

I thought this thread was started specifically for those watching as episodes are broadcast in the U.K, and specifically to avoid comments about future episodes, even if they aren't full spoilers. Please no "It's all gonna kick off soon" or "I've seen what happens and you'll love it" type comments on this thread. It's irritating.

And instead of putting a Chateau Marmont coat on, I’ll have to put Prem Inn on the back of my work coat.

It's just a bit like going to the cinema with somebody who has already seen the film, and they keep nudging you and saying 'Ooh this is a good bit' , 'Ooh watch this!' etc

@dontpanicmrmanering

Im in Australia (therefore way ahead in the series) OMG you're in for a ride...

Please...this is the no teaser thread. We're going at UK pace or not at all.

*Dan thinks she dislikes him as a human. I have to say at the moment I’m not keen either. I’m not feeling it.

I think he has an inner streak.He is sitting back and letting her take it all/talk herself out to the pack.

Hubble bubble.*

I find him strange and wonder whether there's loads that we haven't seen- same as with Holly and Andrew. Although Jess really isn't helping the situation with all the name calling and insults.

He is super intense. And overthinks way too much.

@dontpanicmrmanering come and join us on the spoiler thread

MAFS - WITH spoilers do not read if you DONT want spoilers!! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4504042-mafs-with-spoilers-do-not-read-if-you-dont-want-spoilers

I never understand the applicants on MAFS who say "all i want is someone who thinks I'm beautiful" or "someone who has the same values" then run for the hills.
What they really mean is "i also need to fancy them immediately otherwise I'm out"

I’ll give Clina her dues. A lot of folk would see the dolla signs and see an opportunity for a few more designer bags.

She has been honest. Brutally I suppose. But she might not have been far from the mark. And ideally should have buttoned it.

Attraction is important. But it certainly could make you blind to the perfect person.

I think they’ve matched for the fireworks. Again. The new folk don’t bring owt to the table bar angst.

I’m beginning to see how Kate is single. Nowt to do with her coupon…

@DadsTrilby

Carolina had her son at age 15, he is now 16, so surely that should make her 31 (or 32) not 34?

This has been annoying me too!

Glad it’s not just me!

I mean, clearly she was young when she had her son but just get the maths right!!

She got pregnant at 15, had him at 16, he might be about to turn 17 and she might have just had her birthday. I can see how she’s 33 and maybe the producers list her as 34 because she’s either just had a birthday or will have a birthday during filming.

I think Don went a bit too far last night, yes Jess was rude at times about Dan but have they not learnt from the Holly/Andrew/Ant/Selin sagas! I get weirdo vibes about Dan too, plus remember it’s Jess’s second groom, she knows they don’t do thorough checks on these men so I be wary too!

Clina showed what she’s interested in about Dion when one of the girls commented on his jacket and she basically said but it’s balmain darling, the only reason she’s giving him the (small) time of day is £££

Wonder if Dan and Clina will be this years Jess and Dan, there’s always one and it’s looking like them atm.

I think Cody and Selina might go at the next ceremony and maybe Selin and Anthony, I think they’ve all realised those relationships haven’t got legs. Think Kate will vote leave but Matt will stay obvs.

I really like the new Sam and Al, in fact I’d go so far as to say there my fave couple!

Sam & Al are my favourites too. I initially thought he was going to be a disaster but actually I think some of where she's moaned he's not taking the lead is him being inexperienced, and frightened of seeming to come on too strong or disrespect her boundaries.

He was respectful to the point of being frigid but seems to be getting into his stride now.

I thought he was very sweet a few episodes ago at commitment ceremonies when she was talking about him not ever having done anything for himself and he piped up that now she's shown him how to use the washing machine she won't have to show him again.