Masked Singer 2022!

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Any of the Old (or New) Faithfuls up for a thread to watch some more compulsive nonsense?

This year's line up:

Lighting up the room with their performance, meet Chandelier

Bagpipes - the pride of Scotland will be hoping to hit the high notes (a clue in the costume??)

Hear them roar, it's Lionfish

Doughnuts looks like a sweet treat but will they run rings around everyone who tries to figure out who they are

Traffic Cone - they may be able to stop traffic in this high-vis high fashion costume

Bamboo-zling those who try to guess who’s behind the mask, meet Panda

Rockhopper will be making tweet music in a bid to peng-win

Hoping to go all the way and be crowned champignon, it's Mushroom

Bang! Here comes Firework

Poodle promises to deliver paw-some performances

This singer is snow joke, it's Snow Leopard

Is it a robot? Is it a bunny? No! It's Robobunny

Join in for some mad googling and guessing! Hopefully, I'll know who more of them actually are even with their masks off this year.

Thanks for the watchalong guys! Reassemble next week. Bring notes.

See you all next week, maskettes!

I think Alesha Dixon is a good punt for Rockhopper given the phenomenal legs!

And lovely Gloria - looking amazing at 81.

Gutted DH was right and I was wrong... he will never let me live this down!!

Night all

@MakeUsACuppa

I'm swaying between Gloria Hunniford and Joan Collins...

I was 100% Joan Collins

DH was 100% Gloria

Gutted 😂😂

Joining late! Love to hear others guesses! Will come back for the next installment! Xx

I knew it was Gloria from her voice when she sang.
Think poodle is Paul O’Grady.

Thanks Twitter trending topics for totally spoilering the identity of Rockhopper for me! Ha.

I said a year ago that I expected Nelly Furtado to turn up on the next (this) series. Pretty sure she's Panda!

I've just caught up.
Guess GH, one of the first times I've guessed any of them ever 😆

Rockhopper - as much as it's a bit farfetched to think it would be Zendaya, she has the exact same figure and leg shape, and slight Bambi build/gait. It is highly unlikely to be a pussycat doll, as the legs are so long and gangly, whereas the PDs all have firm toned legs.
Google photos of Zendaya, and you'll see what I mean.

I'm totally on board with the Gary Barlow-putting-on-a-voice guess for Poodle. The queen reference could be refering to his performing at The Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

Yeah, I guessed Gloria right...

Doughnut- Gary Lineker
Poodle- Paul O' Grady
Bagpipes- Alan Cumming
Traffic Cone- NOT Rick Astley!

Poodle is too tall and slim to be Gary Barlow

Poodle made a real point in his VT about being glamorous, flamboyant etc. Not words I would use for Gary Barlow!

I know it's all for fun but I really can't see Gary Barlow feeling like he needs dress as a poodle...or even do the masked singer at all. Neither would Dame Judi Dench

Rita Ora has to be one of the most over rated her irritating celebs out there

Doughnut is Michael Owen for sure. His accent is the same North Wales / Cheshire accent, he has racehorses and stables etc now

Yes I think MO is donut too

@mnahmnah

Poodle made a real point in his VT about being glamorous, flamboyant etc. Not words I would use for Gary Barlow!

Some of his outfits when they tour are quite flamboyant. It's definitely his voice

Haven't got opinions on everyone yet but so far

Robobunny - a bit obscure but I think it might be Layton Williams from Everybody's Talking about Jamie. Clues about peroxide and information.
Poodle - someone tall with very thin legs so Paul O'Grady rather than Rylan as Paul has the better voice.
Traffic Cone - could it be Tom Jones pretending to sing worse than his real voice?
Bagpipes - I can't fit the clues but I feel I can hear Bill Bailey

I think bagpipes is Johnny Rotten

I couldn't watch live today so have just caught up. My guesses are:

Rockhopper- Nadine Coyle
Traffic Cone- Paddy McGuiness /Freddie Flintoff
Bagpipe- Dermot O Leary
Panda- Kelly Osbourne
Poodle- sounded like a country singer.

I’m terrible at guessing but these are mine so far.

Doughnut - Michael Owen. Racing link as well as football.
Lionfish - Craig Revel Horwood
Robobunny - Vin Diesel
Firework - Kerry Katona (probably not)
Poodle - Brian May
Traffic cone. - Chris Kamara (maybe)
Bagpipes - Pat Cash (though suspect not, as tennis clues too obvious)

Firework is driving me (fire)crackers! I can't decide between Hayley Tammadon, Amelia Lily or Emily Atack.

Her post-performance clue 'I once lit up the street with a different kind of flash'

Hayley - Was in Coronation Street for a while. The overly-lively personality and strong Northern accent seems very much like her. Buuut Firework's singing voice sounds younger than someone in their 40s.

Amelia Lily - Also strong Northern accent. Probably flashed a few times while in Geordie Shore! Talked about making people happy and she had a song called You Bring Me Joy, plus talked about parties and she did a lot of that in GS, as well as having a song with Party in the title.

Emily Atack - Good at different accents and impressions. Flashing being a reference to her Inbetweeners character nicknamed 'big jugs'. Buuut I think she's too tall to be considered a pocket rocket.

Or possibly Freddie Ljungberg for Traffic cone. Took his top off to model for Calvin Klein. The cone shape close to his heart could be the “shield” logo on the Arsenal shirt.

Everyone else thought they heard Gary Barlow for Poodle whereas I heard Robbie Williams! He is more flamboyant but very much doubt he’s on this show.