Generic Real Housewives thread. Comments on any franchise welcome.

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As there isn't a lot of traction on individual threads I thought I'd create a generic thread as most of us seem fond of a few.

Loving the New Jersey trailer released today. Teresa is back to her table crashing ways. She seemed so chilled on the ultimate girls trip as well !

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Really!? Superb gossip! I loathe her because of all the fake 'JuicyLucy' balderdash - all because LVP wouldn't give her brother screen time at her dog sanctuary. How could PK and Dorit change stories about how they'd regifted evil, bitey, Chihuahua to a 'very, dear friend' only to be unable to name said friend or explain how it ended up in in a kill shelter - yet LVP gets the blame again? Same as the gossip mags friend eons ago? She gives those that deserve kids loads of chances in her establishments - boring Teddi; Kyle's best friend- who's only claim to fame is Daddy plus her amazing Diet strategy - 'eat undressed 3 lettuce leaves a day accompanied with a cherry tomato and you'll lose weight! The probability that you'll die is outweighed (see what I did there?!) will be able to fit in teeniest coffin and can argue crematorium price down!

Wow you really don't like her😁! Why does she need a claim to fame? What's Dorits, that she knows Boy George?! Or Tamara's, Shannon's etc. I wasn't a big fan of Teddis on the show but I don't think she needs to have a claim to fame to be on the show.
I thought the issue with LVP was that she wanted puppy gate exposed to damage Dorit but wouldn't get her hands dirty to do it herself despite being an animal rights activist, but I can't really remember the ins and outs of it, so did Teddi try to excuse Dorits actions or something?

Yup @MILLYmo0se. Teddi did claim LVP had a plan to expose PK and wife; anyone remember pathetic pic of PK with 'nipped' nose?! She still tries to clamber back into Real Housewives; clinging desperately onto Kyle and acting as her mouthpiece on WWHL. I can't even watch latter (too cheap tele) but see clips on the Reunions.

Anyone watched the first new episode yet?

Watching Housewives Trip in Thailand. I'm only on cheapo TV service so probably way behind however, I never thought I could loathe Gizelle more; I was wrong. This woman was meant to have been a First Lady of her Church. Along with her ex husband - who was the Head Pastor. They were meant to advise attendees; usually on relationship issues. Despite him having numerous affairs, children out of wedlock, claiming a lease (tax avoidance?) on a restaurant was a 'gift' to his kids. Perhaps his only gift was the ability to read upside down - when he produced a File as so called rebuttal to another housewife. Green eyed bandit running around like a headless chicken trying to locate a bottle of Tequila that she bought. Yes, pretty bottle but how long is 70cl or even 1L going to last. She's about to accuse staff member who has gone above and beyond to accommodate her and others' ridiculous demands - all about booze that's probably costs £100. She should have stuck a padlock and chain on and clasped it to her waist - in imitation of those poor girls that work flogging Tequila from imitation cross band of Bullets whilst wearing bugger all. Then Leah. Whining about PMS and heavy Periods. Going on a boat wearing minuscule bikini and claiming she's just started and looking for sanitary wear. Next outing, fainting but no underwear. As someone who, unfortunately, underwent long lasting extremely heavy periods - never went without Pads plus Tampons; latter hard to source in South East Asia.

Vanderpump Rules completely recast. What will the old cast do now, especially as Schwarz and Sandys is closing (also announced today)

Bravo is bringing Vanderpump Ruleses^back for another season — but with a major cast overhaul.
The network announced on Tuesday, November 26, that season 12 will feature Lisa Vanderpump and a new group of “close-knit SUR-verss who are as complicatedly involved with one another as their iconic predecessors.” The new season begins production next year and a premiere date and cast will be announced later.
Bravo is bringing Vanderpump Ruleses^back for another season — but with a major cast overhaul.
The network announced on Tuesday, November 26, that season 12 will feature Lisa Vanderpump and a new group of “close-knit SUR-verss who are as complicatedly involved with one another as their iconic predecessors.” The new season begins production next year and a premiere date and cast will be announced later.

“What a thrill it is to build on the legacy of this series by doing it all over again,” executive producer Alex Baskin said in a statement on Tuesday. “With profound appreciation for the original group and their iconic run, we can’t wait for the audience to see a dynamic new group of co-workers and friends make their way through life together.”

I've just watched 'the housewives of the North Pole' , a Christmas movie with Kyle Richards as one of the leads and cameos from a few other housewives.

Cheesy drivel but fun to have in the background whilst doing other things

RHODubai. Again, late to the Party. I loathe Caroline Stanbury - first seen in Ladies of London and now nurturing idiot 28 year old husband at her breast; I'm sure something she never did with her kids - that's what Filipina wet nurses are for and Norland nannies. When she was in England, her vanity 'business' was completely funded by her husband who eventually got pissed off, for various reasons, mainly due to her excuses for staying in London - instead of going back to the Manor House, an hour away. Strangely enough, she suddenly got more involved with dropping / picking up her kids from Prep School, coincidentally with the other the yummy Mummies. Obviously had nothing to do (allegedly) with famous, handsome ex-footballer doing the school run. The vanity project Iwent down. Owing loads to creditors and Sloane Ranger employees. Did she show any empathy? Nope. She was too busy smoking fags, smirking and doing multiple, frivolous changes to the architect's plan for her 'Glass House' in Dubai.

So awful in many ways - and this. Is @yolandafostersfridge still here?

For some reason my Prime doesn’t always pick up when a new series has started on continue watching. Which franchise is on currently please

I think they are on a break now. I only watch RHBH and NYC though. I’m be interested to see whether New York comes back though.

Ah thank you @EachandEveryone, that explains it, I thought they ran back to back

@RockingMyFiftiesNot Only Atlanta is airing at the moment. It’s on HAYU on a Monday (airs Sunday night In the US)

There’s Love Hotel with Giselle, Luanne, Ashley and Shannon looking for love (also Monday on HAYU)

Miami is back June 11th and there’s a show with the children of Housewives living in New York (Next Gen NYC) starting June 3rd.

RHONYC is not returning this year and there’s a lot of debate as to if it’s on permanent pause

the new couple of series of RHONYC have been really boring watching & just can't warm to the ladies.
Love the idea of the next gen NYC though
Love Hotel has been quite a nice watch - i've missed Luanne

Just caught up on Atlanta & struggling with so many new ladies on here too - absolutely stunned by Kenya's behaviour, what an awful awful thing to do