Generic Real Housewives thread. Comments on any franchise welcome.

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As there isn't a lot of traction on individual threads I thought I'd create a generic thread as most of us seem fond of a few.

Loving the New Jersey trailer released today. Teresa is back to her table crashing ways. She seemed so chilled on the ultimate girls trip as well !

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Me Me! I think Carl And Lindsey is a really sad situation. Neither seemed ready for the relationship especially Carl with losing his brother and Lindsey seems in a huge rush to have a child.

I like Kyle and Amanda but both are frustrating in different ways.

Lystra is now her own 'Spitting Image' (lthe adult puppetry TV show popular in the 80's) puppet. I shudder to think how many hands it would take to operate e.g each buttock would require a couple and camera people would need danger money and special insurance - one swipe of those fingernails and career kaput.

I thought the 'E' from the 'Hoedown' LED sign would spontaneously combust on Elli's "I'm an Influencer with zillions of followers and a rich boyfriend loads older than me [he doesn't look it] arrival. By the end of the series I expect to see her in Diamond (diamanté) nipple tassels from Tiffany (made by Tiffanie from Salford - amazing what you can do with a glue gun and Claire's Accessories), a Vajazzle and sky high knock off Louboutin's "I don't know why the nail salon created such a fuss - it only took ten bottles of 'Scarlet Hussy' to paint the soles" - I'll tag them on my IG and make sure to underline they only take cash!"

is there a new series of Cheshire?

@gyarados yup. Almost finished - I think reunion next. Good for a binge watch as long as you've got a strong stomach and haven't seen 'A Clockwork Orange'. I would suggest a bucket of popcorn - rebranded as 'Tuscan aged sweetcorn kernels with Truffle Butter i.e bog standard microwave pack, add tons of butter and a grind of pepper if you're feeling fancy. I warm up Maple Syrup with loads of butter and pour over popped corn - absolute Filth but a sprinkle of Maldon sea salt makes it Cheshire style. You'll need it to soak up alcohol imbibed during drinking game involving Cheap Prosecco (because you'll need a crate). Everytime the new young 'uns make a cheap jibe re embedded HW's age - slurp. Another bucket will be required; to puke in every time the slime balls Nick and Royston slither in.

thanks - on HayU?

ITVbe.

RHOBH: Does anyone else just not like PK?

Dorit, I would imagine

Why is John Fuda trying so hard in RHNJ? The men of NJ are all just so irritating.

just caught up on the housewives of Cheshire - not sure about the new housewife Elle - she looks to me like she has some sort of eating disorder

Dawn Ward appearing back on housewives in Real Housewives of Dubai. Sadly she didn't get involved in the massive fight

How can i watch RHOBH? Haven't seen it since Dorits house "invasion" series..

@ssd I subscribe to HAYU which you can get as an individual app or an add in on Amazon Prime Video. Costs about a fiver a month. Is up to date and shows episodes the day after they air in the US

I also think some series are on ITV2 and Netflix but not sure which.

Thanks i will try HAYU

I watch it on Hayu on the Now TV app

There isn’t a new one is there?

Not a new BH no, the ones currently airing are NJ, OC and Dubai

I haven't found a new series of OC - when did it start please?

There's been two episodes of Season 18. Started Thursday 11th July but I watch it on HAYU a day later

found it, thank you

Can't help but find the treatment of Shannon horrible - it's just cruel to put her in situations with Alexis like that for the sake of some drama. Let's be honest, she wouldn't be back if it wasn't for her choice in new boyfriend

I’ve never watched New Jersey - the only one I’ve never tried! Is it good? I’m after something to download to watch for an hour a day on week’s holiday with no internet (cruise 😂) Can I just watch this latest season and it all make sense?

Where can I watch RHONJ S14 in uk?

Now tv

You'd have to sign upto Hayu on NowTV which I think is an extra £5 a month.