Generic Real Housewives thread. Comments on any franchise welcome.

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As there isn't a lot of traction on individual threads I thought I'd create a generic thread as most of us seem fond of a few.

Loving the New Jersey trailer released today. Teresa is back to her table crashing ways. She seemed so chilled on the ultimate girls trip as well !

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I LOVED Yolanda's see through fridge! And LVP's swans and miniature ponies with pink manes.

Lol at homeless not toothless, such a shit name! Agree, Anne-Marie is a PITA and should FTFO

Yes! Exactly this, loved the swans and the bridge, loved the fridge.

Do you think when a new cast member comes in they are told to go after a particular person ? Or did Anne Marie pick Sutton as a soft target?

Also pretty amazed at her trying to say Crystal had said Sutton had an eating disorder, rather than Anne Marie had, very odd behaviour 🫣

I don’t know but haven’t they all lost loads of weight as if they weren’t skinny enough?

Sorry if this has already been posted, but what on earth has Brandi done to herself? Unrecognisable.

Wow, could not identified Brandi in those pictures. @Blackopal the newbies often seem to go in all guns blazing to seem interesting and then more likely to be kept on.

OMG. Brandi was so beautiful. I'm a very active supporter of the odd injectable or cosmetic tweak but that's crazy. She is unrecognisable.

She is unrecognisable

Anne Marie is so full, there is a real lack of personality, please make her go

Ozempic and its equivalents are rife in the cast this season.

Even Terry Dubrow says he's at it.

It did make me laugh when Erika Jayne claimed her weight loss was down to the Menopause. In what world ?

When Erika said her weightloss is down to hormones, Dorit joked saying it's spelled as ozempic. It's everywhere in Hollywood I think!
I also don't think any of them eat despite always being in restaurants!

RHONJ - Theresa Fans
New to this game but bloody hell, isn't she a liar??!! Poor kids being dragged into. Lots of history; Theresa told Melissa that she shouldn't get on the show because viewers would laugh at her (non existent) huge forehead; Caroline Manzo confirmed. First episode re Christening you could see huge back story; Theresa and then husband smiling, dancing with baby before plucked off by a member of Melissa family. Zen Louis' obviously Theresa stalked her and informed all her daft affirmation messages.

Brandi is unrecognisable!

I really hate Teresa on RHONJ. She’s ugly inside and out and as thick as a plank.

@DillDanding Theresa must have an amazing social media team to fake loads of likes - or whatever terminology. Assume the kids (already getting 'adjustments') are living off the vicarious fame so don't give a toss re parents being criminals- albeit with only a couple of brain cells between them. Just don't get the hatred of Melissa!

I like Melissa but also find Teressa utterly clueless. Problem is she finds it impossible to listen to other people or see anything from another's point of view. Also very very easily believes anyone who encourages what she thinks

Teresa was "top dog" in her family - eldest, only daughter, first to be married, first to produce grandchildren.

Then Melissa comes along.... so beautiful and appears a nice person, completely knocks Teresa off her self-made perch. T is jealous to the core

Do you think when a new cast member comes in, they are told to go after a particular person? Or did Anne Marie pick Sutton as a soft target?

Also pretty amazed at her trying to say Crystal had said Sutton had an eating disorder rather than Anne Marie had, very odd behaviour 🫣

Reddit are convinced that Kyle convinced AM to go after Sutton.

The thing that doesn't make sense is that even if Sutton WAS lying about having a small oesophagus (and who cares?) it literally doesn't affect AM at all. In any way, shape or form. Its such a strange hill to die on.

Similarly, AM clearly didn't know about Crystal's history of eating disorders and the fact that Crystal knows how serious it is as an accusation

I personally think that a lot of AM has been edited out this season. Because other than the Sutton storyline, she's literally not been in any other scene. I suspect because Crystal blew up, they couldn't edit that out, so they had to keep AM in, even though they realised almost immediately that she was a dud.

Even Denise has had more airtime this season!

Personally, I want to know more about Crystals life. The fact that her and Rob's relationship is so solid, her relationship with her brother and the fact that she founded the second largest coconut water business in the world! Shes not the meek and mild person they are trying to push her as.

Is it second time around for Rob?

omg that cheese fella keeps popping up on my insta the one who was married to my love Yolanda. God he played a blinder didn’t he? Running off with that young singer I want to say Katherine Jenkins but it’s not and having a baby with her.

i miss those BH’s days

You mean David Foster?

Yes!

Why is he a cheese fella? I’m curious!

Cheesy

It is rumoured that Yolanda pulled the sick card to get out of her prenup with Mohammed Hadid. Something about a back injury during pregnancy

LVP is/was good friends with him and so when the pattern repeated itself with David Foster she got Lisa Rinna to bring up the whole Munchausen syndrome suspicion

Ah that makes sense. I really miss the old crowd.

Yup @kenyaswhiterefrigerator. She did it with Mohammed claiming that she broke her back delivering Anwar and then played a blinder with Foster re Lyme Disease when any illness was probably sown to her implants. Mohammed knew it was a crock of shit but couldn't be arsed - he was happy to take care of his kids, LVP has been a friend of his for yonks so knew background hence, 'Almond Mom's' hatred of her. Almond Mom is not a nice person; casual racism being particularly abhorrent, the criticism of her daughters' looks and weight - leading to one having loads of plastic surgery at a ridiculously young age. Still find it amusing when the same old picture of her running on a beach is he reference to her so called 'Super Model' career!