Generic Real Housewives thread. Comments on any franchise welcome.

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As there isn't a lot of traction on individual threads I thought I'd create a generic thread as most of us seem fond of a few.

Loving the New Jersey trailer released today. Teresa is back to her table crashing ways. She seemed so chilled on the ultimate girls trip as well !

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She's having a midlife crisis. I can sympathise tbh. You get to mid 50s and realise there's not a lot of time left to have fun. She's getting healthy and seems bursting full of energy as a result.

I think her best friend died as well recently

Kyle is awful. If this storyline is to be believed (and I doubt it), she’s just a selfish twit.

Oh my!

Boy George and Dorit 😄 hilarious. I bet PK has arranged this. That's so funny.

Kyle is the biggest mixer going. She always loved to portray her life as perfect, the perfect wife/mum/daughters/lifestyle etcetera. Now it looks like the wheels are coming off its being blamed on a mid life crisis . She seems very self centred and plain nasty, always making everything about her.

I've just seen the episode of SLC when Lisa has an absolute tantrum because she doesn't want to take her makeup off. I was amazed to hear that she has her makeup done by an MUA every single day. If I was paying someone to do my make up I'd be very disappointed if that was the best they could do. It's normally really dull and flat looking and absolutely caked on.

Her kids are in it too as the Lost Boys. I've been led to believe that RHofBH will be filming in Glasgow when it's on there but that's maybe just a rumour. Can't wait to see Erika meeting Big Senga fae Partick.

Just looked into the Dorit story and a few days ago she pulled out of the Glasgow performance. Folk are pure raging! She's better no show her coupon in Finnieston anytime soon

Blimey! What’s the betting someone in her team (i.e. PK) negotiated for her to appear in a number of dates all around the U.K. but she thought she was getting lots of money just to do 3 nights in London, and she’s now found out the truth and has kicked off big style….!!

Yeah I cant imagine her wanting to go outside of London.

Just caught up with Miami. Larsa really is a piece of work. Telling Guerdy's news to friends and other Miami ladies regardless of being told not to. Questioning Guerdy about how she could have cancer and now after hearing that Guerdy was testing her questioning whether Guerdy has cancer at all.
Onto Beverley Hills now! Kyle appears harder and very brusque now. Maybe all the rumours are true about Mo. Their relationship being played out on the show has swerved a massive 180. She's snippy and has no time for him. She's obviously had enough. No wonder they've separated.

Garcelle's shade towards Dorit was epic ("after the robbery, she still has her rings")

There's also someone on reddit who has figured out photo evidence that Dorit still has many of her rare handbags post-robbery.

Absolutely insane.

Slightly cynical… and hope I’m wrong but I strongly suspect all Dorit / PK robberies are “inside jobs” insofar as it’s associates of PK wanting to scare him.
Wasn’t there press over him having tax IRS debts and also mafia gambling debts and he said paid the mafia off first rather than the IRS as he was genuinely scared of the mafia…
the bags were probably taken via a robbery for debts and have been returned once those debts are settled.

@Justfivemoreminutesplease the episode I watched last (I think it was the last one shown) one of the ladies said the jewellery that Dorit claimed was stolen was seen on her after the robbery! Interesting times there, I am surprised that nothing has been said by the police investigating tbh

RH of Dubai is starting on ITVBe on Weds. Has anyone seen this and can say whether it is worth watching?

That was such a fab moment last week! Thank you for reminding me I still need to Google this

Just watched the latest episode of Miami, Larsa is just unbelievable. She just cannot accept that she did something wrong. Are people really like this? Why doesn’t someone just shake her and tell her what a knob she is?
Also there is something really off about Alexa’s new man (Todd?) he seems really controlling.

@Mombie I agree. Larsa is a monster. And even if she hadn’t understood that she shouldn’t tell anyone, surely she should empathise with Guerdy’s vulnerable position and offer compassion and regret for the situation?! She’s awful.

Larsa is horrid. Completely vacuous and narcissistic

Yes Larsa is so awful. And looks so completely different from how she looked in the first series it's scary.

I felt sad for Kyle that her life is such a mess atm. Her oldest friend committed suicide, her older sister Kathy is a queen birth and Kim is bonkers. Her husband has clearly screwed other women throughout their marriage.

Sutton is so thin, clearly she doesn't eat. She has the same physique as Marisol actually. Think perhaps they just consume a liquid diet 🤔

I’m just catching up with BH. What’s wrong with Denise Richards she looks bombed off her head has she had some kind of breakdown? She wasn’t like this in other series. I’m up to the cbd dinner party.

Agree about Denise, she certainly does not look right, I wondered if it's prescription drugs & booze

Just started on the new series of ultimate girls trip - good to see the old NY housewives again although Dorinda is going off the deep end very early

RHODubai.
Does anyone remember Caroline Stanbury from 'Ladies of London'? Absolute vile woman. She had a 'vanity' Business that went bankrupt owing tons of money to creditors and staff. Her then husband (hedge fund) had to move to Dubai and gave her BLANK Cheque to design house from scratch - she's crowing over single slabs of marble and infinity pools whilst people losing businesses / going into debt because of her actions.
Funniest thing is somehow she started to turn up at her kids' pick up / drop off at their London prep school - after never being interested before and leaving to one of the multitude of nannies. Obviously, a coincidence that fellow yummy mummies did the same; nowt to do with handsome, 'sporty' Dad taking on onerous responsibility of dropping off his kid. Her tagline re Dubai being 'Golden' may give the clue - allegedly.

As for Stanbury's new idiot boy toy - less said is for the best . . .