MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

His skin has stretched tight because he is far too full of bile and acid.

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@SheldonesqueTheBstard

A proper country boy would train his chooks not to shite on his face

😂 😂 😂 farkin woke up an me chook had shat all over me face, I'm so bo-gan 😂

And they bastard ate what was left of me manners an all, I’m that bogan.

Bogan chook eggs - so rough round the edges they’re square. And the chooks pass em without blinkin they’re that bogan.

reminds me of the Oooh-Aaah bird of The Good Life Christmas cracker joke.

70s child!

You’re all brill! As all previous, MAFS, I give up actually watching and just read this thread! The only time I went back to watching was when @SheldonesqueTheBstard went ‘offline’ [be still, my beating heart] - I was looking for clues re her departure. Was she so disgusted by Becs middle parting she’d put her foot through the tele or even worse scenario; developed cataracts because of blinding flare off their collective veneers? I wonder what the group noun is for a roomful of people with identical gnashes? A Dr Christian Szell (torturer dentist from ‘Marathon Man for all you young’uns); welcome suggestions!

ha! I remember that!! I am if a similar vintage.

BooohGaaahN.

Faux-gan has definitely had his lips done.

There must be a very specific set of procedures that leaves one with a face that looks like the back of a spoon. I’ve seen it on a few people this year, in several different shows, and not all in the same country.

Hahahahaha, you guys are all killing me 🤣

Ahh Alana looks sick listening to Jason’s final vows

“A Shining of Veneers” Re Group noun? ‘A fluorescence’?
Btw - why can’t Alana recognise the sleazeball that Jason is and that he’s punching??? Can you imagine her going back to teaching after kids have seen her objectifying herself, basically on direction of the ‘ixperts’ - don’t care if they’re little or teens. Great message to pass on! All your fault if Bloke can’t get a lob on so entice back by providing his basic needs; booze (and probably class A’s), Steak (make sure he’s got the biggest cut) and cook in your best Anne Summers lingerie - preferably pure nylon so the fat splatters from Steak cooking will meld fabric to your body. He won’t notice until the next day (because too busy taking you from behind over dining room table whilst he can maintain his - er hmm - manly presence) whereupon he’ll say ‘what’s this?’, idly flicking at your 2nd degree burns - ‘you’re really letting yourself go. Why don’t you get a tan like -Bryce- Bec? Oh, and I you forgot to clean the Hob after making a mess cooking dinner’.

Re the teeth? I though of a gleam or a shine. But ultimately a group of people with comedy teeth will always feel like a Geller. Although I very much like a fluorescence MrsCatE

I cooked sausages once in me scanties - more because I couldn’t be arsed nipping upstairs for my housecoat. (Got drenched coming home and then was watching some shite on the telly)

Some of the bloody things burst when I took them out of the oven. I had blistered bangers (not the sausages matron) and a blistered belly.

Never again. I looked like I had some sort of pox. (Cow most likely)

I have a soft spot for Jase though. I couldn’t be done with Alan and her superfluous vowels.

‘A Geller’!!! Absolutely fucking fantastic! Had to scratch my head until lightbulb moment!!

I bow to Sheldonesq and have cheap thrill re cooking sausages in undies . . .

Definitely not bothering to try and catch up and will be updated by this nest of Vipers!

Don’t be bowing to me MrsCatE

I’m not worthy.

Plus I have patchwork norks thanks to them sausages. Absolutely nowt to be thrilled about unless you go in for the mottled look. 😏

Thank god comfy drawers are more important to me than pretty pants.

The blisters might have looked like something different entirely.

Yes, a Geller of fluorescence!

Hmm.

If MamaS and InstaJess go at it, it will be like Death Becomes Her mark II.

He’ll be fine. As long as he gets handy with spray paint and becomes adept at handling melted plastic.

You guys are in for a treat tonight 😜

I wonder who Jake snogged.

Hmm, who's telling the truth here?