Love Island 16 - Teddy is sexy, Jake bombs

[AngeloMysterioso]

As you were

I think he’ll go off on one at the girls and tell Liberty she need to choose him or them

He’ll completely gaslight her and manipulate her. Tell her they’re jealous because he didn’t cheat, she’s his girlfriend and they want to sabotage them

@AngryWhompingWillow

'I love you for you.. I love ya.'

Hmmm does he mean it?

Does he plop!

Of all the things you've said this season, Angry I just love the word plop. Massively underused word.

Not sure we need to do much to stop Jake winning. Shame for Lib, though. Producers definitely need to throw her a last minute lifeline. The girls seem to be up for confirming her gut instinct that he's a sleaze ball. I'm still all for either Chloby or Milliam.

“Not Jake” is #2 trending on Twitter

@hyperbole001

For somebody as perceptive as Liberty, it was incredible that she couldn't see his bullshit there. The nervous laughter wasn't him being giddy, it was sheer dishonesty. He's a horrible, manipulate, lying little gnome.

She is genuinely really into him and it will hurt to hear that he doesn't feel the same. So she wants to believe the best of him.

I'm afraid you might be right Blameless

@RainbowZebraWarrior

Of all the things you've said this season, Angry I just love the word plop. Massively underused word.

I’m Snakey Jake
Slither slither
Hiss hiss
Insincere and fake
Slither slither
Hiss hiss

[quote AngryWhompingWillow]@QueenBee52 I had forgotten about A.J. I had to google who A.J was. [/quote]

🤣 tbf it moves so fast 😂

@Blamelesscars

I think he’ll go off on one at the girls and tell Liberty she need to choose him or them

He’ll completely gaslight her and manipulate her. Tell her they’re jealous because he didn’t cheat, she’s his girlfriend and they want to sabotage them

I can imagine him saying "Why do you think they're making you doubt us? Could it be because they know we're the strongest couple?"

@Puffalicious

Gnome. Toad. Snake.

You forgot goblin.

I feel he’s giving gnomes a bad name, personally.

Is there anyone in the country on Jake's side right now???

@Fluffyhairdontcare *
I can imagine him saying "Why do you think they're making you doubt us? Could it be because they know we're the strongest couple?"*

He’ll say stuff like they’re not your friends I’m your BOYFRIEND. They’ve just seen the public don’t like us and now they’re using it to turn you against me

Yes OP, forgot goblin. Or maybe Golum! Gnomes are too nice to be associated with him, you're right.

Please, can we stop with the slagging off gnomes, they’re lovely!

Jake on the other hand… dickhead is the politest way I can think of wording it. Happy with any other descriptions of him, just not the gnome, although I think we’re probably giving snakes a bad reputation too.

< Here ended the party political broadcast on behalf of the Protection and Appreciation of Gnomes Society>

Agree Faye’s hair looked lovely tonight and Kaz’s skin was beautiful. Glad the girls are taking sense to Liberty.

I still (secretly) want Jake to be genuine though for Liberty’s sake. Mind you given my relationship history I am probably somewhat deluded about romance!

And WEASEL- forgot I'd used that before!

Here ended the party political broadcast on behalf of the Protection and Appreciation of Gnomes Society

Surely Liberty has some smarts. The public obviously see something. They've made it clear

Faye’s hair did look lovely. It’s a real shame she is so toxic and I can’t forget the Teddy situation because she has some genuine moments

An Odious Cunt is how I would describe Jake.

Can anyone explain the boys shagging analogy for me? If they’re talking about a hatrick does that mean they did it three times in one night?

Love that the girls all have Lib’s back. Mary nodding sagely at the end there made me chuckle. Faye looked lovely tonight and I smiled at Teddy just carrying her around in the background when Hoggle and Liberty went up to the terrace.

christ what a turn of events 😳

I’m pretty sure a hat-trick just refers to PIV sexy time.

Feel bad for Liberty, but secretly happy to have SOME drama!