Masked Dancer thread anyone?

[Piggywaspushed]

Despite the agonising clash with the quality TV that is I Can See Your Voice, I will be watching the Masked Dancer.

Calling the usual suspects - and anyone else- to join me!

Heidi Klum had a baby with Flavio Briatore, so yes, the connection is there but no way will it be her.

Oh gosh yes, Ola is tiny.

Ola is a good shout!

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Where's zip?

Beagle? WTF

@CauliflowerCheese30

Where's zip?

Zip was on last night

Oops, just realised he was last night

Zip is is another group and performed last night. I know it's hard to see the difference, I was wondering where Frog was last night

@ChicChaos

Zip is is another group and performed last night. I know it's hard to see the difference, I was wondering where Frog was last night

Ha ha, glad I'm not the only one

So before the unmasking, these are my guesses:

Rubber Chicken - Bradley Walsh
Frog - Lisa Snowden

Surely Frog has to stay?

I know I am going against the grain here but I hope Frog goes. Yawn.

Rubber chicken isn't giving me Bradley vibes but I've been rubbish so far with the dance version!

Frog could be Lisa - the bust fits I think

Yes I think rubber chicken is Bradley Walsh

What has it come to that the only way we can guess is leg length and but size and shape??

They tend to boot out the better dance IMO, so you may be in luck Piggy!

BUST SIZE!!! Although also maybe butt...

If rubber chicken isn't Bradley Walsh (which I'm sure it is) then I think maybe Chris Ramsey.

Which one is joe pesquale?

I'll say Bradley Walsh and Sue Perkins.

Sue Perkins was on the masked singer so I'd be surprised if she was doing this one too

A more reliable method that the crap 'clues', 3-2-1 had less convoluted clues FFS

DD's googling has told her that Joe Pasquale won a reality show so she's sticking with that for Rubber Chicken.

My favourite tweet today is:

Me: “The Masked Dancer is absolute garbage, how people watch this show I have no idea”

Also me, 5 minutes later: “I’M TELLING YOU THE FROG IS EAMONN HOLMES!!!”