Masked Dancer thread anyone?

[Piggywaspushed]

Despite the agonising clash with the quality TV that is I Can See Your Voice, I will be watching the Masked Dancer.

Calling the usual suspects - and anyone else- to join me!

@IHaveBrilloHair

Charlotte Churches ex partner was in a series, like The Bachelor.

But he was a rugby player before he was Charlotte Church's ex husband.

@Chrysanthemum5

Beetroot could be myleen klass?

She's from Norwich. That's not up North!

@tentosix the opening music to the show is Blinding Lights by The Wkend
Have a google. Theres a catchy tik tock dance that went a but viral lasts summer. I think other posters thought you meant the music to the first Dancer.

Mylene Klass injured herself doing DOI so I also doubt she would be dancing. Also Beetroot's frame is very petite. Mylene is not that tiny.

I think beetroot is a trained dancer and had hardly any choreography so it wasn't obvious. Her hands are too good, you can't teach non dancers how to do that (I've tried!).

My guesses are
Zip - Danny John-Jules
KG - Drag queen (don't know which one!)
Beetroot - Kimberly Wyatt
Llama - Billie Piper (director clue)
Scarecrow - Sheridan Smith (déjà vu from last series!)

I thought scarecrow was Heather Mills from the wooden leg clue

@Pinkywoo Llama - Billie Piper (director clue)

Billie doesn't have a famous father does she? This was what nailed it on for me with Zoe Ball. I thought it looked just like her coming down the steps when she does It Takes Two and then of course the height.

It was my famous blank wasn't it?

Id

I'd forgotten about that bit, yes it does look a bit like Zoe Ball. The other one with a famous dad is Lily Allen but llama looks taller than her.

Can I play? My guesses:

KBG: Nigella Lawson
Beetroot: Shania Twain
Llama: Jodie Kidd

No idea about scarecrow and zip.

@GrandTheftWalrus

I thought scarecrow was Heather Mills from the wooden leg clue

I was really confused then as I read that and was thinking about Heather Small and that I never knew she has a wooden leg.

Evening all

Evening all.

Are we all ready for new masked dancers?

Hi all!

Not sure how much of this I will be permitted to watch tonight!

I appear to be back for a second dose

@Piggywaspushed

Hi all!

Not sure how much of this I will be permitted to watch tonight!

Why?

Have you got a life? How dare you!

(I hope its nothing bad, sorry if it is)

I'm here, still no life

Goodness, Davina's hair...is... errmmmmm...

No, no life. Just an intolerant DH who may want to watch such choice offerings as Celebrity Beat The Chasers recorded last night...

Oh no a bird has shat on Davina's head.

tinsel

@Piggywaspushed

No, no life. Just an intolerant DH who may want to watch such choice offerings as Celebrity Beat The Chasers recorded last night...

How dare he! Tell him to wait. This is important

Davina looks like a bird has shit on her head

I'll try minou... this is on for a long time, though!