Eurovision 2021

[JaquelineBeanstalk]

OK, I know I'm probably talking to a niche market, but any other euroviz fans out there? Scorecards ready for the first semi-final? got your tree up? bets placed? predictions?

@ilovesooty

I'm sure that Albanian lady with the dreadlocks a few years ago hit a higher note than that.

I read this to DH and he agrees with you.

I can't remember Jaqueline. I do remember someone commenting on here that the scary lady was going to come and eat her children.

Jaqueline that's my feeling. There was a lot going on.

And a fake Jason Mamoa.

FLAMING GUITARS!

Well, it's not an ablaze grand piano, but it's the very next best thing!

This reminds me a bit of the recent CBBC vampire mini series for tweens.

The dancers are a bit scary.

It's Azerbaijan's Ariana Grande. And friends.

Little Mix

With some very Turkish notes.

Pick n Mix?

Actually a lot of these songs can go on my walkies playlist I think. With the auto tune I think it’ll work.

Its this an advert for posh underwear?

I feel there's a story to all this.

But I'm not getting it.

That's because you're still awake and you're still a good few mature truckles short yet.

Rubbish

Didn't we have a Cleopatra song 2 years ago?

Azerbaijan should stick with the day job. Because this singing malarkey isn't for her.

I wouldn't argue with the Azebajan lot either. Those shoulder pads look lethal.

Maybe they'll be on Dragons Den next?

Jesus I love traditional bits in stripper clothes! Eurovision

I never want to hear it again.

Red you could be onto something there. Like a Victoria's Secret catwalk show.

Yeah...there's little left to the imagination in those suspenders...I mean, costumes.

@dillite

Didn't we have a Cleopatra song 2 years ago?

Azerbaijan should stick with the day job. Because this singing malarkey isn't for her.

Yes.

I think they've changed the word Cleopatra to Mata Hari.

WeBuilt you are right.

By this time Saturday I will probably be asleep I will be bladdered.

I should have learnt to pace myself by now.

Knowing how hard it is to make suspenders stay up, I suppose it's only fair of her to be showing them off.

This one skinned a muppet.

Its this an advert for posh underwear?

If it is, it clearly hasn't worked on the presenter who was just on again then.