Two droopy ones and a stiff one
Shoulderage. Now now. 
If it were anything else the sight of Motsi would have changed matters significantly... she looked chebnificent. And if someone can tell me where I can go to I get my shelf to look like that I would be delighted.
JnttHRv- did another grand job of his jive. I couldn’t stop watching Janette though so if he bodged I wouldn’t have known. She’s on springs. As an aside, I’m hoping he was wearing guyliner. If not then it is criminal that he was blessed with such pretty peepers. (I look like I’ve been dug up and am bloodshot to hell)
Kazanjam
Was it me or did the Kaz part of the duo not loving that pick? Still delightfully shambolic though. Was it better? I think maybe so. He totes look like another James though (aye - that bad one) and it is a titchy bit distracting. Ha the proposal thing 😳. Brace yersel Habbs!!
Billybobos and Oti
Give over with the 55 mince Shurl. You are making me feel old you horror.
Oh I love this QS. It’s just charming. I know I’ve been for him from the start and I am terribly biased but it is a bloody great joy watching him skipping merrily. Loved it. And I can see mistakes from Bill because I’m smiling that much my eyes are squashed.
Pgorkanmaize
I’m not a lover of the gurning- I’ve made no secret of it and it is annoying. But Jesus - that lass can move her behind. It was very good. And yes, better than the first go. If I shook my gargantuan hind like that, they’d be thinking there was some sort of house foundation problems in Bristol. And that says how big it is when I’m in Scotland. 😳. Her body looked amazing. She’s probably a tiny little poppet anyway but she looks healthy with it. And I bloody love Gorka. (Dye your hair back next year though mate)
Oh get Joanna Page on this!!! I’d love to see her on Strictly!
Show dance time!!!
I think I am literally 3 Janettes. 
she looks cracking. And I meant crackin. I’m channelling Nessa verbally. I’m already by there body wise.
I love boogie wonderland. It was good but I found it really really bitty. If it had been about 5 separate dances and not one... it was like shove it all in. And focus was on janette which was odd.
Oh the diamondnanandgranda though. I nearly went.
And a dance-off show off. 
. Love me a bit of Elton. If anyone ever chooses to dance to Too Low For Zero I will melt in a puddle of happiness.
Anyhoo. If I think about showdances then that isn’t really in my head but Jamie was right. It was mighty and it made me happy. And shurl was right. The boy does dance from his heart. I want to happy cry for him.
His sister 🤣
Ah fexake. His Karen speech. I’m roaring. 😭
Here’s the lovely Bloti now. From an admiring Bloaty. 💜
Oh this song 😢. And I don’t know why but I felt very moved. It just felt like some mediocre old magician doing his swan song and trying to make it a final farewell that everyone will remember him for. I just want to cry.
Thank feck for the burning guitar. It lightened the mood. Literally.
And BRI and ROJ.
And the speech. I’m feeling a bit too emosh. It has been a day. Claude looks wrung out too.
And this is the one that o thought might be a stotter. In my head this is what I think a show dance is.
It didn’t touch me or anything but it was super. And the swishy frock. I want that. (In a xxxl please V Giggles). Technically the best trot out.
And that speech was about as real as I’ve seen her. It touched me.
I’m younger than Liz (just). She looks younger than I looked at 16. 
I love this chorus line dance. When I’m doing me cleaning at work tomorrow I will be kicking like the old hoofer I so wish to be. The crying. STOPPIT. Such a wee gent.
Loved this dance from Jamie and Karen. And Karen crying. I loved this dance this time round.
There are no words for Bill and Oti. He comes across as a quiet accepting gentleman who is a thoroughly good egg. I love the dance and in particular the swingyarmleggy thing when they got off the bench. 💜
This is my favourite frock of the lot. And I love a QS. And it was just smashing. Gawjuss.
So all danced out now. The dance that got me was Bill’s show dance. I’m not sure why but it tore at my soul for some reason. Maybe I was thinking of Freddie. Maybe I am thinking how I would be remembered when I’m at the end of the pier. But thinking of that dance is breaking my heart.
Ah. Nicola and Katya? That was nice to give them a shotty. I wish they’d done more dancing like that when they were in rather than the side by side stuff. 👍🏼
I’ve loved a lot of dances but Caroline flack made me honk like a seal crying. And Danny’s dance with Oti to the jungle theme. That one gave me the chills.
I’ll leave Rob for you lot to critique in your own style. I will bet you had things to say
How I wish Clara and Jason had been in longer.
Loved the group dance and am eternally grateful that sofa Diane covered her lulu with fringing this time! And why am I crying at ‘always look on the bright side of life’?
Oh Claude babe. Don’t cry.
And yes. Thank you strictly team. It was different but I’d have been a sadder person without it. I don’t have much in this world but this really does make me happy.
Thank you Camilla. I bloody love you 💕
So here I am. Waiting. Hours after you all. I’m quietly hoping.
And it is!!!!!!!!
Biiiiiiiiiiillllllllll 💜 💜 💜 
My day is shining. Even though it is nighttime!!!!! Oh Bill!! Oh Oti!!! Oh Motsi !!!! 💜 loved the jumping.
So thank you for the threads all. It has been emosh. And wonderful.
And to my fellow chorus girl. Thank you for always getting what I was trying to say. Till next year my friend 
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