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Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:43

Who will go through to finals week? Will we have to find new favourites? What will they do instead of the Wanky Restaurant Holiday? All will be revealed.

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JazzyGeoff · 15/12/2020 21:19

Fuck off Jonno with your neck cracking warm up shite. You're cooking it, not squaring up to it in barehanded combat.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 15/12/2020 21:19

Jono is a prat isn't he?

TheDogsMother · 15/12/2020 21:19

It's so luck of the draw how they choose the groups and the ingredients they are given. Jonno's chance to make rabbit and ants.

Halsall · 15/12/2020 21:19

I wish Jonno wouldn't do that weird thing with his head. It looks most odd.

JamieLeeCurtains · 15/12/2020 21:19

Yes, why do they get easy bunny instead of tricky nemo?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2020 21:19

Self aggrandising twat. Please good he’s stretching himself too far.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:20

It was all over as soon as he said faggot.. Instantly reminds me of Mr Brains

viques · 15/12/2020 21:20

Why haven’t they given them the same task? Did they think we would be bored watching the same thing cooked twice?

I thin it would have been far more interesting to see how they all differed.

ilovesooty · 15/12/2020 21:20

I like Brains maggots.

ilovesooty · 15/12/2020 21:21

Faggots. Unfortunate autocorrect.

JazzyGeoff · 15/12/2020 21:21

Greggg clearly been practicing the slack mouthed shocked face this year.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/12/2020 21:21

Classically trained

Jonno - you WANKER!

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:22

@ilovesooty haha I thought Mr Brains maggots was the continental version

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2020 21:22

Haha sooty. Grin

I am not as excited about this challenge.

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TheDogsMother · 15/12/2020 21:22

I love Philli. That was so Yes Gregg now fuck off.

JamieLeeCurtains · 15/12/2020 21:22

@ilovesooty

Faggots. Unfortunate autocorrect.
Not really.

Freudian.

Halsall · 15/12/2020 21:22

'Brains maggots' sounds like a classic Jonno dish, sooty

jay55 · 15/12/2020 21:22

I love good faggots.

theThreeofWeevils · 15/12/2020 21:22

Didn't someone else do caper and raisin sauce/ketchup/puree (fairly sure not a gel, mind...) So Jono's nicking other contestants ideas.

Or not.
If I have misremembered,

fourquenelles · 15/12/2020 21:22

One of my late DH's favourites Brains Faggots.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2020 21:23

@JazzyGeoff

Greggg clearly been practicing the slack mouthed shocked face this year.
Yeah “practising” 😧
viques · 15/12/2020 21:23

@Pebbledashery

Skinned lapin 😢😢
The others didn’t get their langoustines skinned did they? The bunny should have been wearing its fur.

Actually, perhaps not, OhNoJonno would have somehow incorporated it, or smoked the meat over singed fur or something.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:23

Brains maggots is definitely a Jono inspired dish.

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2020 21:24

Santosh means Enough! Fair. Fair, Santosh's Mum. Fair.

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fourquenelles · 15/12/2020 21:24

Oh he is so cuddly and sweet! Santosh = Enough lol

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