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Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:43

Who will go through to finals week? Will we have to find new favourites? What will they do instead of the Wanky Restaurant Holiday? All will be revealed.

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JazzyGeoff · 10/12/2020 21:47

Oh bugger.

Sunbird24 · 10/12/2020 21:47

Why don’t they give the public a vote? I wouldn’t touch either of those plates

ilovesooty · 10/12/2020 21:47

Victor is a goner.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/12/2020 21:48

Bit squirty, Victor Hmm

HMSSophie · 10/12/2020 21:48

Nononono

JoeWicksSurvivor · 10/12/2020 21:48

Jonno gives the impression that the ideas are his invention but google mushroom tiramisu or bone marrow brûlée and you find recipes - they all sound disgusting.

TheDogsMother · 10/12/2020 21:48

Damn Jonno. His head is going to explode.

Turquoisesofa · 10/12/2020 21:48

They like Jonno’s food

GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:48

Victor's dish looks great against the plate. Lovely.

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RomaineCalm · 10/12/2020 21:48

Grouchy has it. He'll get through for being clever and interesting, not because any normal folk want to eat his food.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/12/2020 21:48

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. As dh said-shiitake fucking mushrooms?!

JazzyGeoff · 10/12/2020 21:48

Marcus has used the word 'nice' three times so far. I wouldn't get carried away Jonno

Biscuitsanddoombar · 10/12/2020 21:49

Johnos food just doesn’t inspire any joy in me 🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean it’s clever but I feel I’m expected to be impressed by it more than love it

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/12/2020 21:50

Jonno looks thuggish when he's waiting for the comments - he'd definitely shiv someone if he thought they'd get a higher rating than him.

And his recipe only works because you can't taste the ingredients.

Sunbird24 · 10/12/2020 21:50

Ahh no Victor!! Gutted his dessert might let him down

fourquenelles · 10/12/2020 21:50

Damn it Victor so unlucky

lettingthe12daysofXmasgoby · 10/12/2020 21:50

@HMSSophie

Oh I tell a lie. Rocqforte in a beetroot yes please
I'm there for Roqueforte stuffed beetroot all day... yum
GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:51

I want to eat Victor's food. It looks and sounds beautiful. What a shame he didn't get the cheesecake to set.

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HMSSophie · 10/12/2020 21:51

I don't know if I want Monica to be my boss, my wife, or my mum

Bagadverts · 10/12/2020 21:51

Shit they like Jono. Victor out.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/12/2020 21:51

Victor's looks lovely except for the foam.

I am not a foamophile

jay55 · 10/12/2020 21:51

I'm okay with Victor going as in he shouldn't stay based on today. But Fuck me a mushroom pud going through is a travesty.

doadeer · 10/12/2020 21:52

Sorry if this has been comment on before but why has Monica adopted the Tory Power Stance?

Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/12/2020 21:52

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Jonno looks thuggish when he's waiting for the comments - he'd definitely shiv someone if he thought they'd get a higher rating than him.

And his recipe only works because you can't taste the ingredients.

I agree Schade. He’s such a tossed. Oh lovely Dave!
GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:52

@HMSSophie

I don't know if I want Monica to be my boss, my wife, or my mum
I want her to be my personal chef and life coach.

She'd be supportive but would take no shit.

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