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Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:43

Who will go through to finals week? Will we have to find new favourites? What will they do instead of the Wanky Restaurant Holiday? All will be revealed.

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bibliomania · 10/12/2020 21:40

You really can tell when Monica likes a contestant. Not a poker face.

GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:40

A MUSHROOM TIRAMISU. FUCK OFF, Jonno.

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Fgs1 · 10/12/2020 21:40

A mushroom tiramisu?!

Biscuitsanddoombar · 10/12/2020 21:40

No One wants a mushroom tiramisu!!!!!

ilovesooty · 10/12/2020 21:40

Mushroom tiramisu. Fuck off.

viques · 10/12/2020 21:40

Raw langoustines? Did he learn nothing?

fourquenelles · 10/12/2020 21:40

Mushroom tiramasu? MUSHROOM?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/12/2020 21:40

Greggg thinks he rules that f*cking kitchen!

TheDogsMother · 10/12/2020 21:41

Good point Jay. It's such luck of the draw how the chefs are drawn.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/12/2020 21:41

Santosh is a sweetie.
What a wanker. Desserts can be savoury. That way is the back of fuck.

slummymummy35 · 10/12/2020 21:41

Vom vom vom jono

JazzyGeoff · 10/12/2020 21:41

Desserts can be savoury too.

Yes, in Opposite Land.

HMSSophie · 10/12/2020 21:41

Oh do sod off Jonno he aims to provoke "ohhh aren't you a wonder"

Sunbird24 · 10/12/2020 21:41

I posted before he even mentioned mushrooms in his dessert. So now he can fuck off even further!

MonkeyPuddle · 10/12/2020 21:41

I live near where Jonno works. Am I fuck going to eat there.

GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:41

Angry Raw langoustine and mushrooms in dessert. Wrong wrong wrong.

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RomaineCalm · 10/12/2020 21:41

Mushroom tiramisu. No. No. No. Sounds bogging.

Sunbird24 · 10/12/2020 21:42

The only appropriate savoury dessert is cheese.

AvengingGerbil · 10/12/2020 21:42

Maybe he’d like to put some cockroaches in his mushroom tiramisu for a bit of crunch

Fgs1 · 10/12/2020 21:42

Coconut cheesecake that’s more like it!!

Turquoisesofa · 10/12/2020 21:42

Go Victor

HMSSophie · 10/12/2020 21:42

Monkey i live nowhere near Jonno and I aim to keep it that way

GrouchyKiwi · 10/12/2020 21:42

Victor's dessert sounds excellent. Roasted peaches. Mmmmm.

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jay55 · 10/12/2020 21:43

Victor doing peaches 57 ways is a bit risky.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/12/2020 21:43

I thought I couldn't dislike Jonno any more than I did.

But i was wrong.

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