Classic EastEnders thread 2

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Apologies if another thread has already been started I can't find it
I have some questions about Michelle,s pregnancy ,she's adament it's Grants baby ,but didn't she have a thing with her Boss ? And didn't Geoff stay over how can she be certain ???

Agreed Limer! Chucking Alfie out on Xmas eve and then everyone just forgetting it and business as usual? No way! In the Eastend there’s about 10 pubs all in the same street, you could just go to one of them. I can’t imagine Zoe can sustain her fake pregnancy any longer, even if she did get pregnant, Denis would think it had gestated for 11 months. He’s not thick! She’s going to have to do the fake miscarriage pretty soon but I think she will get found out in a much more dramatic way.

Kate and Chrissie were near to killing each other at Hallowe'en then by Christmas a complete 180 turn and they're bezzie mates

I do dip in/out of Classic , if there's a storyline I know I'll like then I'll wade in again and watch 10 episodes on catchup late at night .

I've just had a quick looksie online , 2005 lloks interesting .....

Just watching, the policeman looking for Paul is Mitch in current EE

Bloody hell billy, shit or get off the pot.

I spotted that!

Den Watts & Andy Hunter both murdered on the same day - Hallelujah! I hoped for a final end to all the horrible violence and crime.

But now we've got Johnny Allen muscling in as the new gangster on the Square. I can only think of him as D.I. Beech from The Bill so the character's all wrong to me!

I'm sick of Chrissie/Zoe/Sam - wish someone would dig up Den's body and then all 3 of them can be carted off to remand prison.

DH watches this and I catch some of the episodes. We are waaay behind, currently at the Den/Chrissie/Kate aftermath.

Why was Pauline being so annoying about Martin and Sonia moving out? It was ridiculous.

I sometimes have to tell DH to turn it off, as it gets unbearable. All those women apparently fancying Den 🤢🤮

I just want to vent about the ridiculous Millers. He’s a complete waste of space and she’s just awful. He’s a lazy idiot and it’s got nothing to do with his illiteracy.

All those women apparently fancying Den 🤢🤮

Ian Beale is the mystery of the square

Squeale Beale has been married/engaged/had a fling with some of the most attractive women on the Square :

Married:
Cindy
Mel
Laura
Jane
Sharon

Denise
Mandy

Fling with dark haired client who he catered to ( I think Ronnie , not sure)
Janine ( when she was a sex worker)
Rainie (also sex worker)
Jean
Glenda Mitchell
Donna ( his half sister but he didn't know this )

Only Philth can begin to rival Ian

Ok a bit behind but I'm up to:

So the Ferreiras just packed up and left then? Gone forever.

Plus how does Alfie make a living selling tat from a market stall?

The charm of Ian Beale. No idea. Must've been his businessman accumen attracting the ladies or the size of his wallet. Think that's what we are meant to believe.

The Millers are sinking so low and Rosie is nicking food and pussyfooting around her man's ego. Get him into adult education. There was no food banks in those days to help her - without getting too political, that would have been a Labour government too.

I am miles behind , watched Fridays episodes but not sure if I want to make the effort to catch up .

Martin and Sonia have been to see Chloe/Rebecca resulting in Pauline throwing a strop about being left out .

Minty and Gary go speed dating (without sucess )now dieting and excercising (for 20 minutes anyway)

Stacey and Ruby are prowling the Square , thieving and giving backchat . Johnny has a new girlfriend (cannot remember her tbh)
Stacey and Ruby steal from Martins stall ( and when you watch now its funny because he married noth of them and had DC with both )

Lots of references to Keiths inability to read ( in the laundrette )

Everyone excited about the Bank Holiday ( in the Cafe the calendar is May so either early or late May )

I might catch up with the Ferrerias , my favourite EE bloke was Ash (but he's a bit if a wimp )

Love watching a young Stacy and Ruby

Pauline is behaving appallingly. What an evil selfish witch!
I am also loving the ruby and Stacey friendship, Ruby has really brought the best out of Stacey. Little Moe and Alfie are really crossing some boundaries with each other, Alfie was best man at her wedding and she’s Kats sister for heavens sake.

I'm pleased Kat is back, but the whole Billy/Mo Alfie/Kat love triangle (or is it actually a love quadrilateral?) is boring. I just want them all back with their respective wives/husbands and pootling along with normal life again.

Still waiting for Rosie to wake up and smell the coffee regarding Keith. What a waste of space he is. Maybe if Demi & Alesha run off with Leo she'll have a bit more time to reflect on her awful life!

I don't remember Sonia being this irritating.
Phil coming back was a good episode and I like johnnys girlfriend; I'm a bit behind.

I'm catching up with this week
God the Millers are the most annoying , stereotyped family - stupid clothes, the clapped out car and and ice-cream van .....and we haven't met Dawn yet who is an even bigger pain in the arse .

The mum of Leo ( Alyshas Dad) is played by Cathy Murphy who played Lolas gran ( Billys partner ) I was wondering if Lola was related to the Millers somehow ( this is Eastenders ) but the character is different ,

I quite like Billy

@katebushh

Eastenders Classics

It's building now to the Den murder uncovering which I missed first time around! Chrissie, Zoe and Sam. I'm not looking forward to losing Dennis again though, I think I saw that episode solitarily back then.

The screeching of the Slaters is doing my head in.

Was classic eastenders only on the once today?

Yes only 1 episode today

They must be eking it out for a big cliffhanger on Friday or something! Oooooh!!

The screeching of them all is doing my head in. I know eastenders is known for the screeching but it seems to have gone up a level

FFS how long are the Alfie/Kat/Mo and Chrissie/Sam/Sharon stories going on for

it's been YEARS at 2 episodes a day

I need a new remote my fast forward button is broken

I am liking the Ruby/Stacey early days