Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Is it just me or have Marcus and Greg improved their pronunciation of 'celeriac'?

Dying to know the scandal!

Why does no one on this show ever touch the fork with their lips? They all bite the fork. It's revolting now I've noticed.

@ilovesooty

"What brought you to the UK?"

I wanted him to say "A plane. Fuck off you knob"

Blimey no double date Greg to ask this chap where he got his stunning looks from

Blood, sweat and tears are a novel form of seasoning. No thanks, Burhan.

I double dare! No no no to double dating Greg.

My sources say the chef told Marcus to eff himself. Could be wrong of course.

I just had a quick peek at the Digital Spy forum to see if anyone had inside info on the cut-out chef but no luck

The fish looks sweaty.

How dare anyone tell Marcus to eff off!!

Evening all. My OH is DYING to know why the contestant was edited out! After our googling failed I was like “I know a place”.

Ooooh, I want to know why they’ve been pulled!

Marcus loves a bit of flame

I'm not sure this is as hard as pin boning trout

Anyone on Twitter? That might be worth a try. Come on us vipers are renown detectives.

Greg said how long are you going to give them so def 4 at the beginning.

Mmm. Pancakes. I might have to make some this weekend.

Hello - Bake Off finished - I won't say who won in case people are going to watch the end on catch up.

there was a lovely "Where are they now" of the other contestants.

So - FUCK OFF GREGGGGG!!!!!

Oooh! That feels good!

I am very bothered by the fact that Marcus isn't pouring his batter into the centre of the pan and swirling it out like all right-thinking people.

Them pancakes look flobby

Nothing on Twitter other than people asking what happened!

I can’t concentrate!

Anyone would think Gregggg had never seen a pancake before.

I HATE THOSE DENIM APRONS. Curse you, Tommy Banks, for wearing them all the time with your handsome face and making people think they're acceptable.

What is he doing to that Orange

Marcus has concerned face