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Masterchef the Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 04/11/2020 18:49

Tues 9.00 , just saying.

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JamieLeeCurtains · 17/11/2020 21:50

Ants? Am I hallucinating?

GrouchyKiwi · 17/11/2020 21:50

I don't want food to be challenging. I want food to taste good and make me happy.

viques · 17/11/2020 21:50

@Wolfcub

Splitting sauces is the emperor's new clothes this year
It’s going on my master chef bingo card along with textures of anything, things cooked four different ways, matcha powder, nasturtium leaves, wood ants and things served under glass domes with smoke.

Any chef scoring more than two in any one dish will be forced to touch themselves intimately - after chopping chillis.

HMSSophie · 17/11/2020 21:50

Well that looked vile.

ilovesooty · 17/11/2020 21:50

Lots of carrots.

theThreeofWeevils · 17/11/2020 21:50

fuck me rigid. That's the kind of thing you spend years telling the kids not to eat because Dirty.

DartmoorChef · 17/11/2020 21:51

The ants just make it look like its been left out in the garden and attacked by them. To me that would be so off putting i couldn't even try it.

GrouchyKiwi · 17/11/2020 21:51

viques Grin

fourquenelles · 17/11/2020 21:51

That skin doesn't look crispy enough

MyfanwyMontez · 17/11/2020 21:51

If I saw ants all over my dessert, I'd send it back .It's not I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.

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viques · 17/11/2020 21:52

Please add puffed rice to the above list.

Wolfcub · 17/11/2020 21:52

Wtf is that dessert it looks vile

ilovesooty · 17/11/2020 21:52

Sick .

HMSSophie · 17/11/2020 21:52

All this pudding needs is some ants

Halsall · 17/11/2020 21:52

Richard's dessert doesn't have much kerb appeal imho

MyfanwyMontez · 17/11/2020 21:52

Richard and Jonno to go,I think.

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DartmoorChef · 17/11/2020 21:53

Rich is a gonner

GrouchyKiwi · 17/11/2020 21:53

That looks like something my dog sicked up and then the 4-year-old decorated.

Sorry, Rich, I was willing you on.

jay55 · 17/11/2020 21:53

Looks like a bowl of sick. But I've never liked rice pud.

Sunbird24 · 17/11/2020 21:53

Disappointed, had hopes for Rich

fourquenelles · 17/11/2020 21:53

Oh dear my favourite is going.

DartmoorChef · 17/11/2020 21:53

I think they will put jonno through

HMSSophie · 17/11/2020 21:53

Greg thinks it looks a little messy. He ought to see what my cat can achieve by way of a similar looking mess

ilovesooty · 17/11/2020 21:54

Young Alex. Patronising.

DartmoorChef · 17/11/2020 21:54

Alex and jonno to go through