Fair dinkum it’s the MAFS Australia 6 thread: Heaps of larrikins, pashing and ixperts and the odd tasty snack. Grab yourself a tinny and join us! We’ll be rapt if you do.

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Thread for people watching MAFS Oz 6:

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Holy Moly - wait until Ep 3. Baldy. (Aka Mike)
“I’ve travelled around the world, stayed in lots of hosteles (pronounced hostels in a very strange way), meeting women half my age, leaving a trail of them in my wake and I’m exhausted by it. I cannot break another heart.’
He also runs topless.
Knob.

I have a chromecast and no fancy fire stick thingy. Will have to watch on phone and then comment after.

Starting episode one now. Need mind fluff after a four hour uni zoom call 🤪

That brother makes Sarah’s brothers look like pussy cats!

The guys all seem to talk with much more of an Australian accent, than the women do. They seem like caricatures of a typical Aussie man!

Which one is Melissa?

Melissa is the 38 yr old kooky brunette who makes Dippy Deb look switched-on.

Actually the producers seem to be defining Melissa as “the one who hasn’t had sex for 8 years”.

Just finished. That brother has a serious case of small man syndrome. How Nic managed not to drop kick him into next week I don't know.

Innes seems to think she is better than the rest of them and I know I will hate the kooky one after her episode.

The PPE virgin fella being asked that question. I thought Jules was going to end up with the older looking fella. No clue what his name is.

I am tempted to do a second episode.

I think there’s reasonable eye-candy (Mike and the one a bit like Russell Crowe).

The men definitely a better looking bunch than the fellas in the last series. I wonder who will be the spoony, Abandrew, DeanO and Nasser of this series.

Surely they haven't strayed too far from the messed up men that the women will fix format.

Trust looking less mortrisha like with her lighter hair.

There are so many couples there must be 600 episodes.

Let’s hope there isn’t an Old Sean for this series.

Confusingly there is a Dino who is nothing at all like DeanO.

Trish looks very perked-up! Lots of sixy tixting going on in her life obviously.

Some of the men are definitely Not Very Nice. I do wonder about the women who come across as hard bitches because I think they are actually super fragile underneath and probably don't need a programme like this to show them how emotionally fucked up they are.

Yep, there’s defo one idiot man and a few fragile women.
And I keep getting confused with Dino and Deano / TF!

@LarkDescending

Trish looks very perked-up! Lots of sixy tixting going on in her life obviously.

She does, I hardly recognised her.

@MissMarplesHandbag

Holy Moly - wait until Ep 3. Baldy. (Aka Mike) “I’ve travelled around the world, stayed in lots of hosteles (pronounced hostels in a very strange way), meeting women half my age, leaving a trail of them in my wake and I’m exhausted by it. I cannot break another heart.’ He also runs topless. Knob.

I hated him on the "Bucks' Night"

The term "wnker was coined for him.

I wonder who will be the spoony, Abandrew, DeanO and Nasser of this series.

I think BaldyTw*t has a head start on the others in this race (see what I did there? )

Some of the men are definitely Not Very Nice. I do wonder about the women who come across as hard bitches because I think they are actually super fragile underneath and probably don't need a programme like this to show them how emotionally fucked up they are.

Agree - look at Jo from the last series. Not a hard bitch, but definitely hid behind a facade of making a joke about everything.

And I keep getting confused with Dino and Deano

I don't know the names yet - the only Dino I can think about is Fred Flintstone's "dog".

@LarkDescending

Let’s hope there isn’t an Old Sean for this series.

There is one who looks a bit like him - quite a square head and older.

Lizzie and Melissa seem a bit on the fragile/overcompensating side.

Mike seemed keen to hang out with Russell Crowe at the bucks’ night - maybe he sees them as the two alpha males of the group.

@MissMarplesHandbag

Lovely gesture of Cam to go to Jules’ Mum. And not that much of a height difference considering she’s wearing big heels.

He must have watched and memorised season 4 . I forget who it was but someone’s mother was highly affected that her future son in law ignored her at the ‘altar’ .

It was the bloody annoying aspiring (ie shit no doubt) author. The one who got matched with the equally awful stripper.

@MissMarplesHandbag

It was the bloody annoying aspiring (ie shit no doubt) author. The one who got matched with the equally awful stripper.

God I had forgotten about them! Didn't he want someone who weighed less than 60kg and had small ears.

I shall pay close attention to baldytwat this evening. Head start snigger.

He must have watched and memorised season 4 . I forget who it was but someone’s mother was highly affected that her future son in law ignored her at the ‘altar’

It was Scarlet's mother. She was a PITA.

It was the bloody annoying aspiring (ie shit no doubt) author. The one who got matched with the equally awful stripper.

God I had forgotten about them! Didn't he want someone who weighed less than 60kg and had small ears.

Yep!!

And as a bloke he got what he asked for to the ounce . . .

I couldn't bear to watch Sam because he walks like he's just pooed his pants

How are you all watching s6?

Clicky link doesn't work

It worked fine for me last night. I motored on through to Ep 5!
Here, try again:
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