The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

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Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

Tong you weren’t that far off. How is Paul the only rational one?

Tong? Tbf...

Can I come back off my naughty thread step?

Also anyone else think it's a bit odd her refusing salmon and coffee literally on the day of conception?

So bizarre. Terese was the only one talking sense when she said: “Hang on, Nicolette might not even be pregnant yet”! Other than that, I’m with Paul. And David KNOWS this is a bad idea, deep down.

Yeah he's just got pushed along by N and A.
Yeah they're all carrying on like she's waddling down the street about to give birth and flee!

It was so weird when she was suddenly eating like she was pregnant.

Ps you are not on the naughty step. None of this was as offensive as your erotic tales of Gary...

Also I think the guidelines must be different in Australia as I am sure that you can eat smoked salmon here. And they made a big deal about someone not being allowed seafood (cooked) in the past because they were pregnant. It was was either Sonya, Paige or Elly I think, around that timeline.

Bleurgh to salmon. Was it smoked or raw? Both make me boak.

Well if the image of David wanking into Aaron's special mug doesn't get me on the naughty step, I can do whatever I want 😂😂😂

Harold and Lou are now 1! I think we should petition the across to do a come back in the their honour

Congrats Harold and Lou! Mine is 13 months now but still does not have a Neighbours name (shocking parenting on my part). Maybe Madge?!

Def Madge, she'll def keep the boys in line.

Not sure about you but last Xmas was crazy, weird to think this is their second Christmas

Madge it is

Yep she was 7 weeks exactly last Christmas day. Seems like a lifetime ago! All she did was feed and cry and sleep. I think I was still in shock! So god knows how you coped with two of them!

Hope all the babies had lovely first birthdays.

I’m imagining a 1 year old with Madge’s voice 😂

It’s Naomi’s birthday next week. She’ll be 6. So different last year. Big party and day out on the day itself. This year it’s just the three of us at home with the dog.

Wow a little Christmastime collection of kids!!

They were 12 days old, c sec and I cooked full Xmas dinner, DS fell off the chair backwards and nearly ended up in a&e so ate his dinner on the floor and ours was cold, I was in tears, mil was in tears (she'd brought the crackers). Wish o could go back and do turkey sandwiches 😂😂😂

Omg! Even without the drama, the fact that you cooked dinner so soon after having twins! 😮

Serious super woman!

When DD was born i’think I spent the first few weeks just crying...

Honestly I was crazy. I have no idea why. I think it's cos Mil said no one will care of you just do snadiwches on our lap etc and I was determined. Tbf to mil she'd have happily had us at hers and she'd have cooked. Honestly I was a lunatic. This year I'll be hiding in the kitchen with the port lol

Bloody hell @SleepingStandingUp that's mad, those post birth hormones must have really kicked in to make you think that was a good idea!!

I don't know why as he's a spoilt brat but I still feel sorry for Hendrix, a selfish waste of space for a dad and stuck up girlfriend who spoils the fun at every opportunity. Poor lad.

Hendrix was a horror at first, but predictably turned into a sweet lad. Now he's living without parents when he's only seventeen! Of course, he is going to live with Susan and Carl, which is a rule on the Street for all teenagers at some time.

18, Harlow found her singular fun bone and organised the party that turned into a drugs raid. But yes. He's turned back to spoilt because his shit Dad has abandoned him again and he's used to being compensated for useless parenting with Cash.

Where's the ex and daughter?

Is Pierce paying for Hendrix to stay on Ramsey St? I thought he said he wouldn't be able to?

Nope, he said of he didn't move with him he wasn't paying for anything. So the agreement is he moves in and gets a job to cover his costs. Cos that's easy at 18 with a questionable final school qualification

Poor Hendrix! Pierce is being mean. But at least he's not living with the grim Paul and Harlow.

I think Pierce should have offered KS a small amount of money to start with as clearly H isn't going to get a job immediately, even if they didn't tell H. He was going basically even if H had no one to live with

No, Hendrix is going to pay his own way.

Tbf, I wouldn’t move out if I were Harlow. She has a cushty life and doesn’t have to worry about bills. She clearly wants to study more so why move out and have to fend for yourself when you can be at home where there’s food etc with no hassle.

But she is a proper fun sponge. De used to at least smile but even that’s out the window now.