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Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 24/07/2020 17:43

Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch Grin) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

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Honeyroar · 31/07/2020 10:35

I really hope Nadia does see sense and ditch him. I can just imagine him then telling her she’s clearly got mental health issues letting someone like him go.

LunchBoxPolice · 31/07/2020 10:39

Wtf Grin I really thought Michelle was just going to walk off into the sea when they hugged and she walked away from him.

BlueTongueSkink · 31/07/2020 10:39

Yes, I'm crossing my fingers that Nadia doesn't stay with Spoony. He's so horrible!

Pamalarrrr · 31/07/2020 11:04

Halfway through last nights episode - Sharon's friend off camera "I dont want to be a shoulder to cry on - AGAIN".
Then on camera to S "we'll always be there for you" Grin think we get the measure there!

lilgreen · 31/07/2020 11:28

@BurtonHouse I said the same, men are simple creatures. I don’t mean in the stupid sense. But women are so complicated.

HumousWhereTheHeartIs · 31/07/2020 11:55

I love the way Simon looked at Alene.

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 18:19

@Italiangreyhound

It's not fair to allow Jesse to assume if he had spoken up soon we he would have won Michelle's heart! I think it was a bad match plain and simple. She was not interested in him as a romantic partner just a mate.
This stood out to me. He was so ridiculously gracious about her messing him about, and even after all that. She hugged him and didn’t even ask if he was okay. I really hope they cut that bit out and it did happen. Jesse is a lovely, straightforward bloke who will make someone five years younger than him, and slightly dense, very happy forever.

Sharon and Nick? I have no interest in their relationship at all. I cannot imagine getting angry at my sister for adding my boyfriend to her social media. It’s not rational. The whole family must walk on eggshells around her.

It makes me want to write a new prediction for the twins; shortly after the show ends, Sharon and Nick have a falling out and he does what we all knew he would do, and heads for the strip club.

After Jesse and Michelle split, she was feeling really low. Jesse stopped showering her with romantic gestures and her sister’s happiness made it all the harder. In a moment of madness Michelle signed up for pole dancing lessons, and it turned out she was really good. Her instructor suggested a job opportunity, and seeing the option to get out from under Sharon’s control, Michelle went for it.

Nick was blubbing into his eighth pint, and telling his mates how he can’t believe Sharon’s made him break his promise not to stare at naked ladies as though they were iced buns in a shop window and he were Oliver Twist, when who should walk onto stage but Michelle. Nick’s mates pat him on the back and tell him that twins are legally interchangeable anyway, and with their blessing he approaches her for a private dance.

His dream come true, Nick finally realises that he can have the strippers and a wife, he makes a very indecent proposal.

Michelle, however, finally finds her self respect and turns him down flat. Realising that she has “won” her competitive need to beat Sharon dissolves and she rides off into the sunset alone to set up her own pole dancing training school and therapy centre, specialising in working with the less-dominant twin. It’s a huge success and she finally accepts that she was never really into men anyway.

Nick returns to Sharon, but starts comparing her to Michelle at every opportunity. They stay miserably married for forty years until Sharon dies tragically when her seventieth bout of plastic surgery goes wrong.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 19:32

Rinder

That is the most beautiful story I have ever read .

Just beautiful!

And Sharon dies during her umpteenth body restructuring . . I love a happy ending.

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RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 19:36

It’s proper romantic 💐

SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 19:47

Nadia seems to have one Very Red Cheek.

Not sure if she's had a blusher-related catastrophe, or if "wankthony" has slapped her one.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 19:50

It’s proper romantic

I didn't think they wrote the like that any more.

It's good to know we can rely on you for something that tugs the heartstrings and leaves us feeling emotionally fulfilled.

It's just like "Brief Encounter", but with wallabies. Have you thought about a screenplay?

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Pamalarrrr · 31/07/2020 19:51

No heck...not another one having a DREEEAAMMM!!

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 19:58

@SchadenfreudePersonified

It’s proper romantic

I didn't think they wrote the like that any more.

It's good to know we can rely on you for something that tugs the heartstrings and leaves us feeling emotionally fulfilled.

It's just like "Brief Encounter", but with wallabies. Have you thought about a screenplay?

I’ll offer my scriptwriting services to the next season’s writers 😁

Oh Nadia! Anthony is a snake and you are the dog!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 19:59

I was going to post the same Pamalarrrr - A DREAM!

But we all know who the Black Snake represents, don't we ladies? Oh, yes we do!

He's now love-bombing her because he's scared stiff she'll dump him on international TV . . .

Dump him, dump him, dump him

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Pamalarrrr · 31/07/2020 20:04

Which couple was it where at the ceremony the mother of the bride was fuming that the groom didnt speak to her, and didnt at the reception much after? She was a real problem MiL to be

Or did I just dream that Wink No it definitely happened - maybe it was a different series though Hmm

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 20:05

That was scarlet and prat face

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 20:06

The stripper bloke

Pamalarrrr · 31/07/2020 20:08

Aah of course! Thanks, I forgot about them - seems so long ago since this whole roller coaster in my life began

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 20:09

Nadia is clearly going to go for it, but I’m watching in the hope that I get to watch someone say no to him. It is a futile hope. Nadia is the dog who is going to go next door and get killed by the snake 🐍

It’s certainly a new take on “I have a dream”

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 31/07/2020 20:09

@Pamalarrrr

Aah of course! Thanks, I forgot about them - seems so long ago since this whole roller coaster in my life began
It was so early on that I didn’t even bother to learn his name Grin
SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 20:09

Yes, that's right Rinder.

This woman, who had never met the groom, expected him to be psychic and automatically know who she was and leave his place in front of the minister and introduce himself before the ceremony.

I had no time for Musclehead, but I did think that was slightly unreasonable.

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Egghead68 · 31/07/2020 20:12

“She treats me like a king and I love that”. Yes, narcissist...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 20:13

"Dominant alpha male"

What a load of sh*te!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/07/2020 20:14

And he has legs like pipe-cleaners.

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Pamalarrrr · 31/07/2020 20:14

Wow AnTHony cant bear not being in control can he!