@Italiangreyhound
It's not fair to allow Jesse to assume if he had spoken up soon we he would have won Michelle's heart! I think it was a bad match plain and simple. She was not interested in him as a romantic partner just a mate.
This stood out to me. He was so ridiculously gracious about her messing him about, and even after all that. She hugged him and didn’t even ask if he was okay. I really hope they cut that bit out and it did happen. Jesse is a lovely, straightforward bloke who will make someone five years younger than him, and slightly dense, very happy forever.
Sharon and Nick? I have no interest in their relationship at all. I cannot imagine getting angry at my sister for adding my boyfriend to her social media. It’s not rational. The whole family must walk on eggshells around her.
It makes me want to write a new prediction for the twins; shortly after the show ends, Sharon and Nick have a falling out and he does what we all knew he would do, and heads for the strip club.
After Jesse and Michelle split, she was feeling really low. Jesse stopped showering her with romantic gestures and her sister’s happiness made it all the harder. In a moment of madness Michelle signed up for pole dancing lessons, and it turned out she was really good. Her instructor suggested a job opportunity, and seeing the option to get out from under Sharon’s control, Michelle went for it.
Nick was blubbing into his eighth pint, and telling his mates how he can’t believe Sharon’s made him break his promise not to stare at naked ladies as though they were iced buns in a shop window and he were Oliver Twist, when who should walk onto stage but Michelle. Nick’s mates pat him on the back and tell him that twins are legally interchangeable anyway, and with their blessing he approaches her for a private dance.
His dream come true, Nick finally realises that he can have the strippers and a wife, he makes a very indecent proposal.
Michelle, however, finally finds her self respect and turns him down flat. Realising that she has “won” her competitive need to beat Sharon dissolves and she rides off into the sunset alone to set up her own pole dancing training school and therapy centre, specialising in working with the less-dominant twin. It’s a huge success and she finally accepts that she was never really into men anyway.
Nick returns to Sharon, but starts comparing her to Michelle at every opportunity. They stay miserably married for forty years until Sharon dies tragically when her seventieth bout of plastic surgery goes wrong.