Teen Mom UK is back

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Anyone else watching? This is my proper guilty pleasure.

Megan's new relationship seems like a terrible idea. I'm only about 15 minutes in. That's my main thought so far.

I've just caught up.

I can't stand to watch amber and Ste anymore. What a monumental waste of time, they are still in the same position as they were at the start, and Brooklyn (and dummy) is now in school and they are STILL arguing. All. The. Time. Ste is no angel but Amber just looks for any opening to have a go. Wish they would just move on and find happiness elsewhere.

Megan - talk of babies with Tel made me cringe inside out. Is that what her life is going to amount to. Find a man and immediately have a baby. Get out there and experience life!

Felt sorry for Chloe but it was annoying her immediately turning on her mum for voicing any reasoning. Jordan finishing with her but then giving her tit bits was horrible.

I couldn't make out anything Nasseh was saying but he's clearly not interested in Emma.

I really struggle with Chloe - every season has showed that she is trying to rush ahead, and Jordan is just not in the same place in terms of maturity/priorities. So she ends up nagging him and grinding him down, which leads to depression for him and frustration for her.

I genuinely don't think it's anyone's fault, they are just not suited for each other and the baby has forced them together.

I think she wants to be a bigger reality TV star - insta influencer or similar - but I struggle to see what she could offer? Her lifestyle is not aspirational and she has no real skills. Her family are always bailing them out and giving them handouts (the flooring in their house, car, probably help with the deposit). They haven't done anything for themselves really.

She'probably looking at th American Moms none of them have anything to offer either yet look at their privileged life styles?Chloe is very young an was it all now but she does seem to have a bit more about her than most of the American Moms.

Chloe is a constant moaner but I feel sorry for her. Jordan wasn't ready for grown up life.
Amber and Ste really annoy me and I hate the way she talks to Brooklyn at times.
Megan going out with Dylans mate who used to go out with her friend is just weird

Megan reminds me of me when I was that age and I’m wondering if that’s why she annoys me so much, I was that needy for a man and thankfully, nearly 20 years later then I’m anything but needy. She and Tel are still together today and no babies so maybe it was a storyline just to get us talking.

I also believe that Chloe and Jordan are better off apart but when your that age and with a baby, then you put a lot of importance on mummy and daddy being together for the sake of the child, not realising that the child will be better off without m+d being together, I hope for both their sakes that they don’t get back together.

I can’t comment about Amber because it’s the same old crap from her as it’s always been, I will say that she is a shitty parent just now though and it’s unbelievable that she has another wee boy.

Emma’s Aspergers isn’t noticeable at all and I’m comparing her to my ex boyfriend who had it and he was antisocial and barely spoke, whereas Emma is the opposite, or at least seems to be so far. The blonde weave on her looked ridiculous! Has she had a boob job or is she just big boobed?

This is my guilty pleasure- glad I’ve found some likeminded people!

I don’t know if this question got answered but since last series we’ve got rid of Sky. I’ve got a Firestick and you can buy the episodes SD for £1.89 each or the whole series (in advance) SD for £14.99 (HD is a bit more, not loads for but around £19 as far as I remember. I decided I didn’t need the extra picture quality so went cheaper!) It appears on my carousel on the homepage around 9pm each week, so right after it airs. Worth every penny.

I do feel very bad for Chloe, but time will prove this was the right thing. Jordan has never been very present and she’s only 20, they both deserve happiness with someone they actually like!

Megan would be mad to have another baby. I think any urge she has is probably just to prove Dylan (AKA Teen Wolf, as we call him in this house) that she’s moved on.

PS Here is the undeniable proof Dylan is actually Essex’s very own Teen Wolf. It’s the hair! 😂😂😂😂

I've noticed on IG that Megan and Dylan have both now got the same breed of dogs from the same breeder! and not puppies either. I wonder who's will disappear 1st as the last dog or horse didn't last long.

I was confused about Brooklyns 1st day at school, surely on the 1st day the parents go into class rather than just drop off in the street?

**maybe the dogs are pups, both look quite big.

I wondered about the drop off in the street too, but then maybe its because they cant show the school or the other children?

I have changed my mind about Jordan and Chloe and don’t think it’s anyone’s fault either. He looked more brighter and livelier at his mums. They need to rip the plaster off now and seperate.

@Inappropriatefemale women and girls with Autism can present differently to males. They mask their traits a lot better but it is exhausting and debilitating. Many suffer additional mental health struggles.
I forget the poster up thread who mentioned she was HFA, she is clearly struggling with her sensory issues and reading Nassehs signals. High Functioning is how you the public experience her autism not how she copes with her autism.

Just watched Wednesdays episode, I think chloe is going to get back with Jordan and forgive him... they are so much better apart as they haven't been happy ever on any series we've seen! Always arguing

Watching tonight and Poppyholland you were right about Chloe and Jordan, after all she said she's taken him straight back.

Feel sorry for chloes mum tbh, she must be pulling her hair out watching them get back together. In reality nothings changed and he will do it again :-(

Makes me really sad watching chloe and Jordan . Agree they would be better and happier apart .

Chloe showed her mum Jordan's messages to the other girl (unwisely I thought) when she was upset at the time. So its no surprise Chole's mum is still against Jordan. I'm surprised Jordan wants to go back thought he'd be much happier away from Chloe.

Jordan wants the best of both worlds. He wants to be free and act his age and go on holidays with the lads, but he probably also wants his home family comforts that Chloe provides (and sex). His alternative is living at his mum's and taking care of himself.

Looks like he's thinking Chloe and her moaning is winning for now but I can't see that lasting.

In ten years time Chloe and Jordan will definitely not be together anymore. They are far too different and the older and wiser they become the more they’ll start to realise they aren’t good for each other. They are just wasting time together which must be so frustrating for Chloe’s mum to witness but when you’re 19 you feel like you know everything and won’t take any advice. Chloe’s mum probably knows she’ll have to just sit back and watch the car crash of their relationship unfold and then be there to pick up the pieces when it eventually ends for good.

I've just caught up on it.

I felt sorry for Chloe initially but she has kind of brought this on herself. I remember the earlier episodes where she pressured him so much into geta house. He said no so many times but she'd have a tantrum about it. Then she tried it on with wanting to get a bigger house, she didn't even want to drop Marley off to nursery even though she wasn't working. She's pressured Jordan into the life of a middle aged couple.
Cheating isn't justified but it's obvious the life they have together isn't the life he wants. It's a shame because she has just shown him he can walk all over her and get away with it.

I'm confused with the Chloe/Jordan cheating timeline thing because what they're showing was filmed in September. His Instagram shows he went to Barcelona in September but Chloe tweeted in the early part of this year that Jordan had cheated on her. So, has he done it again or was she just raking it back up?

I can't see this running for much longer, tbh. The girls don't do anything other than moan and argue with their partners.

Im not sure when the cheating occurred that they are talking about now, but all they are saying is that he sent innaprorite photos.
I think he's cheated more than once, but this is what they've agreed to admit to for the show.

I think he must have cheated again. Nothing from Chloe in September but maybe she didn't want to air her dirty laundry at that point or the producers wanted it kept quiet as it gives TM a storyline. Looking at her IG she was happy with him again in October.

January she says about the cheating, probably pissed off at this is happening again so vents on social media and filming would have finished at that point.

I remember when they got the pup, when the episode aired she posted that she could finally post a photo of him so I guess they sign to keep some things private for the show.

I think Jordan has cheated every time he went on holiday with ‘the boys’, isn’t shagging exactly why these young ones go on holiday and especially when he had visited Amsterdam, which is the infamous, or famous, depending on how you look at it, lol, red light district city and then recently he went to Bratislava which is also known for hookers and strippers, I honestly think he did these things.

I also noticed when it was Brooklyn's first day at school he didn't seem to have a schoolbag. He was just dropped off on his own with nothing but a dummy 😂