Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

[fourquenelles]

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"Mustard seeds and chooomeric..."

DH gets very wound up about that

I can't help feeling that your average Mauritiam fisherman doesn't sit down to this kind of feast every day.

Shut up Gregg

In fairness though, none of them are professional so filleting that much fish would take forever and the prawns and using that steamer is a new thing, and can you imagine the heat.

Remember that poor lady a few years ago, had to keep running to the loo and finally had to take to her bed.

And Christine Hamilton on that train, how she didn't pass out I don't know

As an aside re Inside the Factory. Didn't you think the French host was incredibly polite in the face of Gregg being a jabbering idiot ? They could have thrown him in with the iron ore and turned him into pans

Still trying to work out why my photos won't post from my new phone but do my old. But they are posted upthread. And tomorrow's will be tomorrow obvs.

Would you want to cook with a Gregg pan?

I'd have watched that, TheDogs

The white choc Crunchies were pretty good...

But more Mauritianly (a word?) they used to sell these tiny pineapples on the beach - all peeled with a huge knife and then held by the leaves to eat like a lolly.

Incredibly polite TheDogsMother I would have given him a strategic push

The portions look like a decent size here for once

Rice and custard, all that way to make rice and bloody custard

I wish Claire would stop giggling.

I actually like that froofroo plate!

I'll have half a dozen of those gambas please

This is where John and Greg confuse "wonderful flavours" and combinations - designed by the chef - And the actual cooking. Done by the contestants.

Sooty Good point. Gregg staring up at you through your pasta

And thought he said to David 'and we have brains!!!'

LaMarch what kind of heat would it be in Mauritius

Another chooomeric

Though a Gregg pan would come with an automatic timer, which might be useful.

My first batch of kitchen things come tomorrow. My coloured boards, sugar thermometer, tami and bottles.

Grouchy

Grouchy . Excellent

Chef seems an accommodating sort of chappie

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