Love Island 9 - watch out for the voting pony

[MynameisJune]

New gbread

@BunnytheBee WHAAAAAAAT??? Who is she pregnant with??

Oh so is Laura going out with Ian?

Arabella isn’t pregnant I’m sure I saw these pics months ago, she was wearing a pregnancy belly

No boot leg queen,,😜

Seriously fin is the first twenty year old lad I’ve found attractive for over thirty years, even at twenty I didn’t fancy twenty year old lads..😳

Horehound. Yes. Pretty much why she got the job. Maya Jama would have fitted better, I think.
I like laura a lot but just dont think she fits. Not sure what it is.

Hore yes, she is, quite a long term relationship I think.

Let's come up with tasks / challenges for us older women.

1. holding a piss while doing star jumps
2. making the perfect cuppa, blindfolded
3. bingo
4. knitting challenge

I'm sure Finn is 42.

@Horehound how did you not know that??? 😂

Oh Siannese looks like a Hollywood Starlet like an Ava Gardner.

5. changing toilet rolls and wiping piss off the seat simultaneously.

Totally forgot to say here at the time but when everyone was saying how good it was of Luke t to ask Sean's niece if he could touch her, all I could think was that he has been to lots of strip clubs!!

5. Making a bottle with the lights off at 2am

Queen

Sian looks really pretty.

Sian and L really did get the date that viewers would vote for. Deliberate?

Lol well I did wonder when Ian did a voice over joking he was gona take her to the kebab shop on valentine's.

Lol sometimes I'm sloowww

What about bending down to pick things up without grunting?

@NeverTalksToStrangers squat? If only! I kneeled 🤣

6. getting in & out of Spanx in that heat

Siannise is beautiful.

As a challenge,I mean!

I had a go at contouring today. I got cheekbones.

Lol sometimes I'm sloowww. 😂😂😂

Oh come on @ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs ive got no chance of that!!

Ditto getting up off a beanbag.

I had a go at contouring today. I got cheekbones.

I haven't had cheekbones in over 20 years. So jealous!!