MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

I think the wearing your own apron and lugging in a bag for life of your own food is odd.

They even have to earn their aprons now

Oooh interesting

Cheers everyone, I can't wait, ds1 is beside himself with excitement and before I forget, him and the kitchen staff would like to extend a chorus of "Fuck Off Gregg" to the thread

OK, Im not a participant in these threads but I had to seek it out purely to ask WTF has that man done to his cheeks??

Grumpy yeeeeessss I can so do this

Dirty Den reminds me of a handsy friend of dh.
Posho Boy can fuck off.

@SoupDragon , when he was a baby his family all took turns to pinch his lovely round cheeks.

Holy pan-fried mackerel. Gregg said "for John and ME" and it was correct.

I like Amanda. I want her to get through. Do well, Amanda.

I see Greggs been at the Weight Watchers again

Has he been on some extreme carrot diet, do you think? Because he looks awfully orange 🥕🥕

I don't want Gregg feeling his way around anything thank you very much indeed.

Sorry. I call bream grumpy cos it looks grumpy with the eyebrow line!! My fishmonger even knows this

See!!!

Becky... positive? Thinks she’s been snorting Ground unicorn horn and rainbows.

when he was a baby his family all took turns to pinch his lovely round cheeks.

They wouldn't have needed to take turns.

Just tuned in to this a bit late. Just as it came in my DH left the room when they announced the signature dish and said “ I hope someone has brought in a Pot Noodle”. He doesn’t care much for the show and especially Gregg.

LOL @ SoupDragon

Its been a while. But impressed that Gregg has managed to elevate my blood pressure already. He's still got it. What a twat.

You can only fry bream I think it’s so erm delicate

I'm behind already, glad Karen got through.

Can you get cheek implants?

What was the third ingredient? Forgotten already. Fishy, fennel and??

How is Posho’s hair staying like that? Do they learn how to do it at Posho prep school? Genes?
Dh says Den looks like the vicar off Corrie.

Oh yes tommytoes!!

Tomatoes @PotterHead1985

Tomato