MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

[maddiemookins16mum]

I think the wearing your own apron and lugging in a bag for life of your own food is odd.

[Footle]

They even have to earn their aprons now

[PotterHead1985]

Oooh interesting

[ellenanora5]

Cheers everyone, I can't wait, ds1 is beside himself with excitement and before I forget, him and the kitchen staff would like to extend a chorus of "Fuck Off Gregg" to the thread

[SoupDragon]

OK, Im not a participant in these threads but I had to seek it out purely to ask WTF has that man done to his cheeks??

[PotterHead1985]

Grumpy yeeeeessss I can so do this

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Dirty Den reminds me of a handsy friend of dh.
Posho Boy can fuck off.

[Footle]

@SoupDragon , when he was a baby his family all took turns to pinch his lovely round cheeks.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Holy pan-fried mackerel. Gregg said "for John and ME" and it was correct.

I like Amanda. I want her to get through. Do well, Amanda.

[Halsall]

I see Greggs been at the Weight Watchers again

Has he been on some extreme carrot diet, do you think? Because he looks awfully orange 🥕🥕

[RomaineCalm]

I don't want Gregg feeling his way around anything thank you very much indeed.

[PotterHead1985]

Sorry. I call bream grumpy cos it looks grumpy with the eyebrow line!! My fishmonger even knows this

[PotterHead1985]

See!!!

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Becky... positive? Thinks she’s been snorting Ground unicorn horn and rainbows.

[SoupDragon]

when he was a baby his family all took turns to pinch his lovely round cheeks.

They wouldn't have needed to take turns.

[MyfanwyMontez]

Just tuned in to this a bit late. Just as it came in my DH left the room when they announced the signature dish and said “ I hope someone has brought in a Pot Noodle”. He doesn’t care much for the show and especially Gregg.

[Halsall]

LOL @ SoupDragon

[whatashower]

Its been a while. But impressed that Gregg has managed to elevate my blood pressure already. He's still got it. What a twat.

[littlbrowndog]

You can only fry bream I think it’s so erm delicate

[ellenanora5]

I'm behind already, glad Karen got through.

Can you get cheek implants?

[PotterHead1985]

What was the third ingredient? Forgotten already. Fishy, fennel and??

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

How is Posho’s hair staying like that? Do they learn how to do it at Posho prep school? Genes?
Dh says Den looks like the vicar off Corrie.

[PotterHead1985]

Oh yes tommytoes!!

[whatashower]

Tomatoes @PotterHead1985

[jay55]

Tomato