EASTENDERS 40 - NO SPOILERS IF I ASK NICELY

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Tho no one actually gives a shit me posting that about spoilers and every bloody thread gets one or more 😡😡😡😡😡

Anyway

Is Leo dead - paralysed or get up and be fine

So we know keanu is alive. Will have back for Feb anniversary /Sharron’s baby - then as I said previously Phil will be relieved he isn’t dead /accused of murder and forgives him - just

Linda drinking is boring me

Gray must be found out soon he’s an abuser

Will Daniel die soon :(

Is the new mum of the boys and ash really ill?

Will STACEY return and MARTIN be happy again

Will dot die and who will be in her will - not dotty getting it all

Bobby new head needs a prosper storyline

Anything else I’ve forgotten ?

Keanu seems to have taken lessons in gruff whispering from Phil & Max.

Will it be keanau that’s drowns on the boat?

That better be a guess that someone drowns otherwise it’s a fucking SPOILER!!

Why has Sonia bought tickets for Book of Mormon in Bristol? It’s on in Piccadilly, a 20 minute tube ride away!

Living in the attic for 4/5 days now? In a house that always seems to have someone in it. What's he eating? Where's he having a poo and wee?

I didn’t realise he hadn’t left the attic! I thought he was going in and out. Place must stink by now!

He must be sneaking down for a wee when they’re all in the Vic.
Although it seems far fetched there have been real cases of people breaking in to houses & living in the loft. It scares the shit out of me.
I never go in our loft but I do make DP check it regularly for burglar squatters (I don’t tell him that, I just ask him to get stuff down )

Happened in my nan's old house. Row of terraces, they all had interlinked lofts and people were living up there, going house to house. Terrifying. The whole street was condemned.

Why has Sharon got a cow pat on her head?
How can she keep her eyes open with those shutters on her lids?
Are Becks and Bobby (Bobex?) going to have a thing?
Why does L hate Mick so much suddenly?
Would she really wear a fanny pelmet for an interview with SS?

otherwise it’s a fucking SPOILER!!

No idea if it is or not but we've been speculating about a drowning on the boat trip ever since it was announced! It's so obviously going to end in disaster.

Linda is horrible. Kelly has done a great job there - turned her from bubbly and frothy into believable foul alcoholic.

Yes @SoupDragon it's obvious something big is going to happen on the boat party as it coincides with the anniversary! It's got to be something to do with drunk Linda?!

We had squirrels in our loft. They sounded like elephants! Liam must be floating around, not making noise. Unrealistic twaddle.

Drunk Linda, "about to drop" Sharon and Kidnapped Callum. With a side order of Lofty Loopy Leo.

*Leo.

I'm glad to see that Keanu has a leo- style invisibility hoody that allows him to skulk around the square and market unseen.

Poor Callum ! Daniel too.
I hope that Linda snaps out of all this soon. She really is doing my 'ead in!
Yes to Ken's invisible hoodie! It's amazing nobody sees him about and where is he hanging out as well? Someone else's loft! ?
I thought that Book of Mormon was on in London too? Bex hates her mum doesn't she?

Speculation = fine. The way that poster wrote sounded like she knew for certain that someone drowned. = not fine.

To be fair to Keanu's Invisibility Hoodie, I didn't recognise him with the beard at first.

Ken is still lovely boring hoodie , beard or not!
( I could be his mum though so I think I would end up 'mothering ' him rather than anything else to be fair! 😂)!
I am glad that Sharon is a bit hesitant : he was all over Louise not that long ago plus she is about to give birth and living at Ian's place: hardly the ideal situation for a rekindled love affair with a 20 year old is it? Plus some people thought he should be dead.. so all round , it's not looking good for the star crossed lovers.

The Book of Mormon IS showing in Bristol at the mo. Think it's in it's 3rd week, which is a long run here! Even if it is still on in the west end, Bristol is a fab place for a few days away. (No, I don't work for the tourist board )

So do we have a special next wed for anniversary ?

And yes how does keanu skulk round in the hoodie and no one sees him

"Keanus invisability hoodie"

Bens reaction was meh if I saw a notdead dead person I think I would have a different reaction

I like Bristol too , but it's a long way to go to see a play ( it is meant to be good / funny though!) esp as it's on in London and they can go on the tube! ( I know it's not real and just a ploy for Whitney and Sonia to go out of it for a while I assume!)
Whitney needs a break to be fair!

I guess Ben is used to seeing the ' undead' ! His mum is one: it's fairly normal for Walford!