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SCD 2019 over here!

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ThursdayLastWeek · 23/11/2019 19:48

Panic thread!

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ppeatfruit · 27/11/2019 11:30

Gary Rhodes was a perfectionist, at everything it seems I didn't see him on SCD. Sad RIP

NumbersStation · 27/11/2019 11:53

I’ve baby sat a spaniel. They are not innocent. They are all knowing, all seeing and all doing. (It was a joy!Wink)

And they’d have a boater shredded in minutes.

Ah. RIP Gary. Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 12:03

(And three spaniels? I can't cope with one [weeps])

I don't think "coping" is the word soup.

I'll be honest here - at this point we're just looking for surviveors.

ppeatfruit · 27/11/2019 12:11

Are yours a mum and puppies Schady ? I sympathise btw Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 12:24

Are they any good at catching rats Schady ? dd2 has a spaniel she's very lovely but is she hard work !!!! She's vaguely thinking about letting her have pups (she's one yr.) Her dh won't let her because he fears there''ll be 3 spaniels in the flat (it has a biggish garden but still) I'm on the fence about it.!

Ours have caught mice and rabbits - we have only once, this last week, had a rat encounter, and they weren't quite quick enough (there was too much cover lying about, in the form of piles of roof slates etc, that Mr Schaden will never use but cannot bear to part with - we have Had Words about this - these Words have become increasingly short-and-four-lettered since RatGate!

As you know - I sprayed your spray and Little Sally Whiskers dd not make another appearance. The yesterday, as I went to stick some peeling in the compost bin, I noticed what had to be a rat tunnel - the bugger had ripped the door off the bin and dug its way in. The spray just seemed to be discouraging it from coming into the other part of the garden (compost bin is behind an area fenced off to stop dogs going in and getting up to compost-related mischief - there's horse poo in there.

So I got the dogs, and a shovel, and went to dig the bugger out - bloody hell - the size of it! Not little Sally at all, but a real, Beatrix Potter cat-killing size Samuel Whiskers!

Our boy cocker had found a tennis ball, so was joyfully peeling that and took no notice - the girls were on it like a shot. I dived behind the piles of shite that Mr S insist are much-needed building material, but not before I managed to crack it one with the edge of the shovel. TBH, I thought I'd missed, because it didn't squeak or anything.

When Mr S came back in we moved all of the stuff and found it - dead, thank God, but with a huge gash in its side - it had managed to crawl into a nook under the stuff and had died there. I have to admit I did feel a bit guilty, but rats is rats! They're destructive and they carry a LOT of very nasty diseases.

I think it's because we've had so much rain - it's sweeping them out of the drains.

it's the intelligence that's so amazing.

Spaniels ARE intelligent - too clever for their own good. I must be honest, I wouldn't have a litter (and in fact had my noir;s spayed so that I couldn't be tempted (because I love baby things, and would just surround myself with puppies and kittens if I could).

Phoebe was from a litter of 11, Jacob from a litter of 9. (Only 4 in Pippi's litter though) That's LOT of puppies to find good, loving permanent homes for - and it's a lot of puppies to risk being left with if you can't / don't like the look the people who want to buy them.And I know from experience from the one litter we had (westie - 5 pups, kept 2) you just don't want to part with ANY of them

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 12:29

*girls spayed, not noir;s Hmm

Encyclo · 27/11/2019 12:53

@SchadenfreudePersonified I am so impressed by your kahones. I would be found dead next to the rat. They terrify me.

SoupDragon · 27/11/2019 13:00

SoupDogg was one of 7 and all but the first were delivered by c-section which I imagine wasn't cheap. Something to bear in mind when considering a litter.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 13:59

No ppeat - We have a springer and two cockers. All working types, but all unrelated.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 14:06

Mr S is the same Encyclo. He was almost whimpering at one point but I couldn't lift the roof slates on my own so he had to lend a hand. He was relieved to find it had already passed Beyond the Veil. He'd been saying "Mind, if it jumps out at me, I'm off!"

I am quite physically courageous - as far as I can recall, the only things I've ever feared since I became an adult are heights (thick socks and I feel queasy) and a woman who used to work in the cafeteria at Newcastle University - by God, she was fierce!

However I have to admit that I was somewhat tentative in case it jumped at my face when I was digging. I was praying it wouldn't, because I might have lost control of several bodily functions.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 14:08

all but the first were delivered by c-section which I imagine wasn't cheap. Something to bear in mind when considering a litter.

AND - you could lose your bitch, and even if you don't, often a bitch who has had a caesarian delivery will reject her puppies - and either way you have a huge amount of work to keep them alive and thriving.

Unusual for a cocker to need a section, though - one of the puppies must have been transverse?

Encyclo · 27/11/2019 16:26

@SchadenfreudePersonified you are brave! we used to keep pigs at the bottom of our acre and one time the rats came to share the food. We'd been super careful with their food, but one of my neighbours kept bringing the pigs bread. These rats were monsters! It took ages to shift them.

They contaminated the food and one of our pigs died as a result.

My Dh had to take control of the situation, I wouldn't even go in the garden near the house!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2019 16:50

I don't know how I would cope with a pack of rats encyclo.

I was expecting only the one, or perhaps a mother rat and her babies (which would have been worse - I would think that a defensive mother rat would be quite the business; plus, I would have found it harder to slaughter helpless infants, but I'm confident the dogs would have sorted those).

I'm turning that compost every day now to make sure nothing else makes itself comfortable.

iklboo · 27/11/2019 16:55

We seem to have wandered off the dance floor again Grin

kazzaD66 · 27/11/2019 17:00

Which just goes to show how riveting the dance floor is......Hmm iklboo

Well done on the rat front schaden
I hate them and wouldn't have the nerve to go within 20 ft of one. I hate going to the compost heap Blush

iklboo · 27/11/2019 17:37

I was kidding @kazzaD66. Hence the smiley face.

Laughterisbest · 27/11/2019 18:11

I LOVED Nicole in ITT last night she told the TRUTH !!!!!!!!

So did I. How refreshing to have someone giving genuine opinions. So many of them are so bland it's a waste of time.

She'd be a great judge.

Encyclo · 27/11/2019 18:56

Finally a decent attempt at the pro record attempt by Dianne.

64 botofogos 💪💪

FuzzyPuffling · 27/11/2019 18:58

Alex and Neil look very close to me (on ITT). Good on them, whether is be friendship or more - they look happy, which is nice.

EntirelyAnonymised · 27/11/2019 19:01

I’ve not been on these thread but I have been lurking and watching the show.

Is it just me or does Neil seem to have ramped up the camp since his marriage collapsed? He seemed so hammy camp on IT2 just now.

iklboo · 27/11/2019 19:22

He's camper than the fields at Glastonbury this year.

iklboo · 27/11/2019 19:22

Not that there's a problem with that of course! I just agree he seems more than before.

EntirelyAnonymised · 27/11/2019 19:34

Yes, it wasn’t a negative comment on my part either, just an observation.

lynsey91 · 27/11/2019 20:03

Anyone know if it's possible to watch the Australian Strictly? It looked really good from the bits they showed on ITT

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 27/11/2019 22:29

I posted all of Courtney Act's routines on here before - there is a compilation on youtube. The poster Richard V has playlists from week to week of all the routines but I am yet to find full episodes which I would want to see as the lovely Tristan as a judge! (and Sharna from DWTS).