X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

Oh, it's the influenzas! Are they influencing us ! ? Are they?

Been doing a bit of sketching Raahh?

It's the Bash!

Oh Martin.

They are side stepping the fact it was the US version of X Factor that launched 5th harmony- not here. We have made stars of very few acts .

Any way, they are no more.
Camila Cabello is now solo, and possibly goes out with Shawn Mendes.

Thank you. Only seen The Chase with the woman from that island thing with ant and dec on.

Now there's some girls singing.

I always thought that 5th Harmony were made up by P Diddy out of his favourite concubines. Or am I confusing them with some other awful group?

Fuck he's bad

I may watch all TV slightly drunk. I think maybe they are Japanese?

Love the dancers. He can feck off.

Jane I meant to put a note that that is DD1's art homework- her picture of Billie .

I can't draw the curtains. .

There are three of us in this performance. Unfortunately none of them are the auto-tune.

My TV is now on mute.

Poor Martin.

But, thanks anyway.

He tried hard! That's all I have to say.

raahh have you seen Camila and Shawn try and act sexy? She looks like she's trying to earn every single cent in her contract and he looks like he's literally repulsed by the fact that a woman is touching him.

The dancers are good tbf

I'm dashing in, late as usual, having watched Strictly and then Take Me Out on catch up ... I make no apologies. A right tosser got a black out and flounced.

I am way back at the screeching Kevin stage.

dillite I know It really is so funny .

I love Ferris Bueller.

And I do also love Martin. But - should he stay?

Your a little ' Leonard Cohen'
Desperate times.

Wow she's very talented Raahh

I've just realsied that Nicole got a 2 for one on out fits for her and Jenny!

Ah, thanks for the 5th Harmony explanation Raahh

What's happening with Louis' ears, btw? They appear to be simultaneously growing and yet becoming more deaf.

I cannot believe Louis mentioned the utterly amazing Leonard Cohen and the utterly shit Martin Bashir in the same breath! 😡