X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

So that's Lizzo. All hype and 0 substance.

fairy are you not worried that you might throw a brick at your TV?

I'm late here, but Lizzo was good.
' check my bitten nails!'
Hope we're all well. What song will Vinnie attempt a bit of tonight? An 80s classic?

JL ad

Yup, that was indeed Lizzo.

JL ad time

The J L ad!
Bless ..

Awww I like that JL ad! Sainsbury's is my fave this year thought.

Aww it's lovely

dillite I'll just swear a lot, it'll be fine.

I missed the first bit.

I like the JL ad. . As usual, it has been ripped to pieces elsewhere, by people reading way too much into it.

Dermot really does take the Mickey on this show !!
The seats have gone then! What a scandal.

No, Simon- you kept messing with the rules, and it suited you to get rid of the safe seats. Which you kept calling a golden buzzer anyway.

People need to find hobbies because they get into outrage over flies farting these days.

Raahh, what is the problem with a dragon melting a snowman? Are snow people upset? Are they feeling under valued?
It's an ad. That's all.
Max n Harvey have gone with kids this week, always a shoo in for votes!

This pair make me feel old

Oh here we go, they get to beg for votes

Fairy, I like Max and Harvey but it's true, they are soo young. And the energy!
It is depressing.

Simon's face is looking a bit more normal now. Whatever awful thing he did must be wearing off.

80s oh, they just seem to be be missing the whole 'feel good' point.
It is just an ad, just like everyone else makes. Yet JL always get the most stick.

I still like last year's Sainbury's ad , with the plug

Hi Kermie

Can't warm to Kevin.

That plug ad was genius!

Has Nicole had bigger bolt-ons installed?

He sounds like a woman

Well, this sounds live and not all over produced, doesn't it?

When the backing drops, you hear how bad it sounds.

Strangled cats spring to mind.