X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

At least this sing off won't be as bad as I feared.

80s exactly. Who? But at the moment, someone clearly thinks someone will- or they wouldn't be letting her do her own stuff each week. It happened very rarely on the main show, original stuff.

They will get their money from Megan.

It is nice the dogs trust ad.

I know I say this every week, but how is it fashion?

These girls are pretty.

I knew V5 were in trouble, for all the reasons I said earlier .

Who are they?

It's a celebrity edition.

I LOATHE this song. And most of Lizzo's stuff really.

I don't mind Lizzo! At least it's upbeat and not dirge ( like Megs)

The blond girl in this lot is another pretty one.
I'm not jealous at all ( much)
They have so much energy. Makes me feel tired just watching them

80s I know but 2 of her songs seem to be on nearly evey advert.

Gets on my nerves .

I want to say this is live- but it seems mimed.

80s she is stunning

I like both these groups! Wish Megan or Vinnie had gone instead.

DS said they've found a way to make a shite song even worse.

I guess Lizzo will be huge for most of next year then just fizzle out!
Or do collaborations. With Ed sheeran.

Destiny oh, I agree.

I'd prefer the groups to stay. At least they're entertaining.

I have no idea who Lizzo is.

I'm so not down with the kids.

It's cheaper to send The Islanders home than it is V5.

Simon's clinging at straws here. What the fuck? Has he lost his mind as well as his weight?

Simon making it up as he goes along.

80s Either Ed Sheeran, or be featured on something eith half a dozen people.

And Sean Paul .

Is Simon cheating again

Making up the rules as he - loses acts - goes along?

dillite perhaps they sucked out some grey matter when they vacuumed out his cheeks?

Noisy I know Lizzo from Dlisted but that's as far as my knowledge goes. Apparently she sings.

Phew. For a second there I thought Simon wasn’t going to get a chance to change the rules.

Wes will be on the next reality show that will have him. He's like Gemma Collins.

He's done skating, singing, Mastershef next, I reckon.