X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

dillite famous people with lots of money get to go back to the well paid day job.

Open kinder eggs! Yep, we crazily open them like this! ( in shouty voices I bet)
It's the Bash! Big budget number.

My ears...

Oh, Martin......

His changed his song too!
I know this one. Sadly.

Oh dear , even for Martin , this is bad.

But I think it's on purpose- he wasn't this tuneless to start with. He wants to got home.

In the name of all that is holy, what is this horror???

Martin Bashir get back to interviewing royals

Even Nicole can't smile at this !
Bless her

It's still better than Vinnie. At least he did a whole song.

And relax.

Sorry all, DH says he can't do this anymore and I've had to turn over, will catch up on thread tomoz!

Are they doing 2 songs each this week?

80s I miss the days when dd2 would avidly watch you tube videos of people opening Kinder eggs.

Yep, he did the whole number. It was bad but he didn't forget the words.
Vinnie only knows 'bits' of 80 s songs! Or mash ups.

'I'm aware of that'

Of course you are Martin.

Why are you there??

Simon's blushing

Written on his jacket

Simon looked a bit startled at Martins ' love in ' then!
Can Wales wait for Megan? I think they can.

I think Simon's getting hot flushes. Manopause.

I do love Martin. I don't think he wants to be there anymore.

But he's more honest than Megan. This whole show is a vehicle for Megan, I'm more and more convinced.

I'm so bored of Megan.

Well, she's started all mumbly and I can't hear a word.

Manopause!
Si looks poorly I think. Too thin now.
This is boring. Sounds like a wendie gone solo number!

Does she have a sun bed back stage? She is very red.

And this song sounds like a rip off of something. Can't place it.

I'd rather have Martin.

No Nans will weep for that.